woman was trying to force dd to eat a hamwidge

[rosepettel]

yesterday i got told by dd that her mate mum was trying to force her to eat a hamwidge even thou we are veges.. dd got very upset and distressed.. im going to ring the woman and go nuts but what can i say..why would she do this she knows we are veges..im so angry at the min what would you do? woman was saying just eat it i wont tell youre mum but dd was saying no i dont want it and was crying i am so angry.. what will i do please help?

After five pages, I gave up on this thread.

The use of the term "hamwidge", "jamwidge", "eggwidge" made me feel quite lightheaded with rage.

Please, please, please OP, call it a sandwich. I am not surprised the offender didn't know she'd given your child a hamwidge, she probably had NO clue what you were talking about.

mrrected are you for real?

op said her child was forced to eat.....whatever it was you don't force someone else's child to eat anything!

OP was

oops- sent before finished

so OP was saying hamwidge to clarify and emphasize there was HAM given to a vegetarian child. widge ( )is of course very wrong!

if you don't understand the post no point in replying

and long live all widgies!

I had and avocadwidge yesterday and it was lovely. Techically it was an avocadopittawidge.

MrRected AFAIK people are allowed to speak, chat & name things however they like. IMHO it's up to them.
Txt speak, bad spelling, Nicknames, acronyms which drive some people mad on here noone is forcing you to read it

rosepettel came on here with a dilemma that written another way would have given her almost universal support.
I think she may be my favourite ever poster for starting this thread and introducing me to the whole _widge thing. Also love the posters with their beans on toastwich and possibly my favourite from pleasedonteatmyshoe the dullwich and kingwich. Total genius!!!

the food is fine

^ this, this!^ After keeping most of my composer composure, that was a tea-spit moment.

God Bless OP

Who knew some trolls were vege

PP I PMSL! mrrected AFAIKYABU.

also if your lack of sense of humour is caused by low blood sugar levels I suggest you eat a FUNwidge!

and a veggie burger should really be called greenwidge

GMT has a new meaning : Greenwidge Munch Time

I'm on firewidge

This reminds me of the episode in 'The Royle Family" where Anthony introduces his veggie girlfriend and Nana asks her "So can't you eat ANY meat? not even wafer thin ham?" Lol.

I would go with a friendly but firm reminder. No point falling out over it. You're vegetarian and if that's difficult for her, no problem you can send some butties in a box (or whatever). Don't let it rile you. Some people are ignorant.

FUNWICH Love that...what would be the ingredients on a funwich?

Maybe...

Bread

Golden Syrup

Bread

? Sounds like a funwich to me provided I don't eat 10 of them, then go on a bouncy castle and produce a HurlWich!!

MrRected AFAIK people are allowed to speak, chat & name things however they like. IMHO it's up to them.

And people are allowed to comment as they wish.

soupwidge yes of course people can comment as they wish, but not when it comes to hamwidges, no no no!

I understand perfectly. The term hamwidge is still awful.

for dieters: slimwidge

for babies: milkwidge

for holidays on the beach: sandwidge , sunwidge or seawedge

for cleaning up poo: sewidge

Ipswidge - if that's where you live

I can't stop, I need a docwidge

amazingmumof6 It's polite to try and get someone's name right.

ah, but I was joking!!!!!!!

sorry soupdragon won't happen again

kotinkawidge

Harking back to the 'teenage slang' thread.

I'm off to see my Famwidge

*bows

FGS Yes it's all very funny isn't it, but for those of you not taking it seriously this is clearly just the thin end of the widge