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Christine Bleakley

125 replies

HollyBerryBush · 14/04/2013 09:03

If I were an agony aunt I'd advise her to cut her losses.

Frank Lampard always has an excuse to not marry any of his women folk.

I would assume that if you are getting married in June, and it's now April, that you have venue, caterers, planners booked. The dress is ordered the suits are pressed, the flowers being specially grown.

The excuse that Frank is at the end of his contract and doesn't know where he will be playing next season (and lets face it, football ends in May, new season starts in August) there is no viable reason why you can't have a June wedding.

Christine, he's never going to marry you. You are too old to be hanging round hoping. So if you want a family, best you move on.

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ExcuseTypos · 14/04/2013 20:47

He actually get an A in Latin, LaQueen.

Maybe he just doesn't like talking to the press etc so he doesn't put any effort into what he says. The press haven't always been nice about him, so you can't blame him really.

BenjaminButton172 · 14/04/2013 20:52

Im younger than kerry katona and i want to scoop her up and mother her.

As for cb and fl i cant see them marrying at all.

RedPencils · 14/04/2013 20:53

If you want some career advice, Christine love, stop doing the trash on ITV and crawl back on your hands and knees to the BBC.

Viviennemary · 14/04/2013 21:03

Well maybe a footballer worth millions merits a longer wait than your average Joe Bloggs. Not that I am cynical! But she'll wait.

fallon8 · 14/04/2013 21:43

Kerry Katona....now that should be a tasteful affair

Fargo86 · 14/04/2013 21:46

Frank Lampard is supposed to be one of the brighter footballers. He went to a posh private school.

MooMooSkit · 14/04/2013 21:47

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Thisisaeuphemism · 14/04/2013 21:56

He went to the finest school in Essex. He's brighter than some of his team mates and has a reputation for being intelligent.
I refuse to believe it. .

BOF · 14/04/2013 22:05

It's a moot point really, if he doesn't have the emotional capacity to maintain an honest personal life. Still, I'm not privy to what's going on, and I don't care that much. I still suspect Christine Bleakley would be better off out of it, but it's her beeswax.

babybarrister · 14/04/2013 22:23

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BellyChancer · 14/04/2013 23:01

who cares what school he went to or where he falls on the hierarchy of stupid to intelligent footballers, he's wasting the best yeeaz of christine's life. did you hear me christine? bail on HIM.

you won't be single for long. next time round don't go for such a pretty boy. marian keyes would descirbe fl as a hard dog to keep on the porch.

BellyChancer · 14/04/2013 23:05

yes bof, he may have a decent IQ but if he doesn't have the EQ to realise that a woman in her thirties who has made it clear she wants children, well, she's been honest, he asked her to marry him and they got engaged, well he's already wasted a few years there. Maybe if he'd said to her 18 months ago, we'll never get married 'babe' (he seems the type to say that) then she'd have said okey dokey. but she started looking at hotels and dresses.

I feel sorry for her. I also felt a bit sorry for ER to be honest. cos frank was quite snippy in his comments about her while parading his respectable fiance about the place.

Thisisaeuphemism · 15/04/2013 13:59

Hmm well Christine b annoyed me when she was all over the papers blathering about what a wonderful mum she is to the kids- school run, doing their hair etc. that may be so but it can't have gone down well with Ellen.

helenthemadex · 15/04/2013 16:28

CB doesn't strike me as a nice person, she is very full of herself, her little digs at ER how she has to be married before having children and what a great mother she is to EB & FL girls seriously thoughtless

I don't think they will marry either, he is making excuses he has had ages to save a bit from his £200,000 a week salary to pay for the wedding. Maybe he is sick of her tango tan all over his bed and her daz white teeth

just off to check his sticky out nipples Grin

Machli · 15/04/2013 16:39

I can't stand her with her big, false grin, she looks like Banana Splits. Mind you he's a tool as well. I hope they DO get married and save other people from having to be with them.

TigOldBitties · 15/04/2013 16:49

Frank's a nice guy, he is intelligent but he's not into the press. I can't really see what's wrong with postponing the wedding for whatever reason, he hasn't upped and left her. She has means and a life, presumably if she wanted to she could dump him.

Thisisaeuphemism · 15/04/2013 16:51

She might run off with Adrian chiles?!

Sparklingbrook · 15/04/2013 16:57

Is Adrian Chiles still with Catherine Tate?

FreudiansSlipper · 15/04/2013 16:58

what does she see in him and what could you talk about he is thick even more so than David Beckham

still if she wanted a footballer at least she did not get involved with John Terry he is vile and makes my skin crawl. Why are our footballers so uneducated

AThingInYourLife · 15/04/2013 16:59

Maybe I'm a timelord, Sailor Shock :o

"He actually get an A in Latin, LaQueen.

Maybe he just doesn't like talking to the press etc so he doesn't put any effort into what he says."

He should bring these two things together and give all his interviews in Latin :o

squoosh · 15/04/2013 17:03

I think they look so like brother and sister.

Thisisaeuphemism · 15/04/2013 17:25

"Yeah, we really carpe diemed this afternoon. At the end of the day, I veni, vidi, vicided..etc etc"

Chockyeggpants · 15/04/2013 18:17

He went to the finest school....in Essex.
ROFL.
Enough said.

mrsmillsfanclub · 15/04/2013 18:42

I have it on very good authority that they are a very nice couple & genuinely very much in love. He is down to earth and she is the same apparently. I think she comes from a wealthy background so don't think she needed to become a wag.

BellyChancer · 15/04/2013 18:51

i thought catherine tate was with jason orange?