Christine Bleakley

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If I were an agony aunt I'd advise her to cut her losses.

Frank Lampard always has an excuse to not marry any of his women folk.

I would assume that if you are getting married in June, and it's now April, that you have venue, caterers, planners booked. The dress is ordered the suits are pressed, the flowers being specially grown.

The excuse that Frank is at the end of his contract and doesn't know where he will be playing next season (and lets face it, football ends in May, new season starts in August) there is no viable reason why you can't have a June wedding.

Christine, he's never going to marry you. You are too old to be hanging round hoping. So if you want a family, best you move on.

He proposed atop the Blackpool Tower TSS. Right clarsy.

Athing I think you may not have tried hard enough.

I'm squeezing me eyes shut and everything.

Sparkling well I suppose it must be tricky to find a venue where KK hadn't previously gotten engaged.

Poor Kerry, she's just a car crash waiting to happen. What that girl needs is a proper bit of mothering.

I see her new bloke has just come out of prison after a 5 year stretch.

Call me a jaundiced cynic, I predict that
one will crash and burn too

CB and FL could just pop down the Registry Office any day of the week couldn't they? If they wanted to get married quick like.

Blimey Holly that prediction made me shiver with its accuracy

Oh no. What was he in for?

Sinister Yes I've heard that too. Think it was a venue in Cheshire. I'd loved him to have tried to bribe me with an offer like that...

Hate the entitled twat for thinking money can buy you anything you want.

Bleakley is undeniably smug though.

Kerry is just one of those people that needs to be loved, shame she never had a stable background. I really could scoop her up and feed her chicken soup!

Jewish mama mode

her new fiancé, George Kay did time for blackmail.

I predict tears

mystic Meg mode

Are we on dodgy ground discussing slebs and not being supportive? Don't want Holdengate again.

Kerry Katona's slow motion carcrash has been happening before our eyes for years :(

5 years inside. It must have been a whole heap of blackmail.

Yeah but, no but! Kerry is different, not an ounce of malice in that girl, she needs mothering.

offers to adopt her

Perhaps Frank Lampard doesn't want to share his fortune?

But we are supporting ferret face Frank and Christine by hoping reeeeeeeally hard he gets a lovely contract in LA Galaxy far far away.

And that for KK it is 1006th time lucky for her and blackmail man.

I am sure it will all be fine.

Maybe it will be fine and they'll all live happily ever after or maybe we'll see her drugged up to the eyeballs on TM with her twat of an ex calling her blind while happily running around oz without a second thought for his poor kids

Just rotted my brain reading the link, where it says the wedding was planned to be in NI.

I'm fairly sure he wont be playing football in NI, so why cancel?

Lampards a bolter.

I'd lay a bet on it.

"I'm fairly sure he wont be playing football in NI, so why cancel?"

Don't be so sure.

Apparently he's in discussions with Glentoran :o

I always thought Christine hooked up with Lampard to be a super wag and to raise her profile, he was still a decent player then.
As much(or as little) that I understand about football is that he his coming to the end of his career and as a sleb couple they would be less interesting. Maybe she wants out/or someone more newsworthy.

Maybe they are happy not being married?

If you are happy not being married then why get engaged? I thought an engagement was the pre-cursor for marriage?[forever single emoticon]