Come and discuss the issue of Cum with me because, frankly, it's getting on my tits.

[HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet]

It really is.

Dear Facebook and Gumtree users

Stop it.

Come and Cum. Two different things. AIBU? Am I?

Cum look at my puppies is not going to encourage naice people to COME round.

Cum is not an abbreviation. It really isn't.

If you insist on persisting I will find you and vomit in your hair rather than over my pc.

If you could, that would be great... I usually struggle to come up with MIL issues as on the whole she's ok.

If you needed another reason, she also signs off with lol, I've always assumed she means 'lots of love' rather than the more accepted usage.

It would probably be quite an easy hit for you - you'd just have to tell her and she would die of shame. I can't quite bring myself to tell her what her spelling of 'come' means.

Just signing in to at the title.

Would someone please PM Zombie with a link? Ta muchly.

Snerk at Oil of ManLay.

And...Chillax...

::flees::

Four letter words do not need abbreviating.

Especially when the new word means something very, very different.

Thanks, Maryz.

You'll be sorry Zombie.

You're right, FENTON. Zombie is indeed sorry.

Oh Zombies , let Aunty Weasel give your brain a gentle bleaching.

Spit it back on and continue for a while he will love you for it