Come and discuss the issue of Cum with me because, frankly, it's getting on my tits.

[HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet]

It really is.

Dear Facebook and Gumtree users

Stop it.

Come and Cum. Two different things. AIBU? Am I?

Cum look at my puppies is not going to encourage naice people to COME round.

Cum is not an abbreviation. It really isn't.

If you insist on persisting I will find you and vomit in your hair rather than over my pc.

Ha ha. There is a chain of Jamaican takeaway places around SE London called 'Cummin Up'. Makes me feel I'll at the thought of eating there. Just, why?

Am not going to link it, because it would be mean (especially if this is a real person in distress)...but anyone seen the thread in "chat"

You will know the one I mean if you have a nose in there

It seems not just the youngsters use the word "cum" repeatedly. And respeatedly. And repeatedly again...

Sprite

I'm free next Wednesday, I shall come and set fire to them.

Eggy, I did NOT want to read that..

Eggy

Blimy. Glad I posted first or MNHQ would tear me out a new arsehole thinking I was taking the piss.

That was a very detailed op wasn't it?

Wasn't it just ?

My fingers are twitching soooooooo badly.

I want to point out she may have been pissing herself for 18 years but I'm scared I'll start explaining why the word cum should be struck from existence.

i only clicked on this to say that the title made me spit my tea over my keyboard.

I want to point out that the only real problem this lady has with her sex life is that she shags shit men.

Erm, I had to look at the posting history and it is a very regular poster - even if the nature of the post is most irregular.

OP you are 40 years too late with this post, 1973, Slade, "Cum on Feel the Noize"

I must say i'm finding all this very hard to swallow.

AF..... I rather think she needs to be told.

Mary, I keep getting a load of flak from dickheads, and I am a little tired of the constancy of it,tbh. So I am keeping a lower profile. Although, I shouldn't think it will be too long before some PO gets wind of us chatting here and lashes us with the "nest of vipers" shite.

Not on my fucking thread they won't. They'll get a face full of Come, if they try and deviate from the very important point my thread is making

OOO, HotCross, can I hang out with you all the time, please ?

You is strong and shecksy (cuddles up)

Indeed, mary. One day I too will see the light and hide the relationships thread. I am hopeful it is cumming soon.

Relationships was the first topic I hid. True fact.

Honey torture was too good for her. The chillax cummer...

I fucking saw that!

aha

Penny has dropped as to who OP really is. It took me a while, but I got there. I wondered where you were, chuck.