Come and discuss the issue of Cum with me because, frankly, it's getting on my tits.

[HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet]

It really is.

Dear Facebook and Gumtree users

Stop it.

Come and Cum. Two different things. AIBU? Am I?

Cum look at my puppies is not going to encourage naice people to COME round.

Cum is not an abbreviation. It really isn't.

If you insist on persisting I will find you and vomit in your hair rather than over my pc.

Man fat

Cum should make any reasonable person shudder

These threads have made me ponder the true meaning of 'Come on Eileen'.

'Cum' should never ever be used in any cumtext.

Can someone please PM me a link to the other cum thread? I can't see it.

Akiss, we have said it would be a bit mean to link, because it's a genuine poster

will pm you

oops, that's what you said

sorry

hang on a mo

The use of cum makes me clutch my pearl necklace in disgust.

I wanted to call my puppy Felatio... But it was a bit of a mouthful...

Weasley-poohs - I had no idea that anyone even did this

You have opened my eyes to a whole new world of dreadfulness, of which I was in blissful ignorance.

Damn you. Now I will have to sally forth and kill these people. But where do they reside?

In the Book of Face; down by the old crooked Gumtree you say? I shall fetch my blunderbuss and the hounds - and dispatch them without delay.

Tell me, is it really good for the skin? Or am I wrong?

Seemed to me that it does make my skin - tumy and boobs - softer and more supple.

I saw somebody had placed a video of Dexy's Midninght Runners biggest hit on the internet with the title: 'Cum on Eileen.' Now I know the verses are largely indecipherable especially when heard at a Wedding Disco, but I am pretty sure that Kevin Rowlands didn't write it as an ode to the joys of Bukkake.

I would recommend those who cannot distinguish between the words 'Cum and Come' should consult Roger's Profanesaurus- lovingly produced by the helpful people at Viz to come up with more imaginative names for a gentleman's love gift.

Ah yes, Compo

In honour of dear Roger, I would like to offer hemulsion, erectoplasm and baby formula.

'Errectoplasm' - brilliant!

Love "Sadly, I had to kill her for her own good."

at 'man fat'

Spooge, splurge, goblove...

Man Fat is horrid, my favourite euphemism is 'Thelonious ' in Cockney rhyming slang (Thelonious Monk - spunk)

I always used to piss myself laughing when on Aussie soaps, someone would be described as a 'spunk'

I love MN.

The only place where you can wake up to a face full of man milk and be thoroughly amused.

I don't care whether it is good for the skin, it is not good for literacy.

And for the sake of £1.99 I'll stick to Aldi face cream rather than Oil of ManLay.

Baby batter is pretty wrong too.

Eew, cum.

That is all.

And I can't see the other thread.

Anyone care to PM me a link?

(Spluff!)

I need a link to the other thread too, I can't find it.

My MIL uses this abbreviation in her almost indecipherable text messages. Makes me shudder everytime I read that she and her H are going to cum and see us.

I've PMd you both

Sanity

Does she have life insurance? If so would you like me to take care of it?