Come and discuss the issue of Cum with me because, frankly, it's getting on my tits.

[HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet]

It really is.

Dear Facebook and Gumtree users

Stop it.

Come and Cum. Two different things. AIBU? Am I?

Cum look at my puppies is not going to encourage naice people to COME round.

Cum is not an abbreviation. It really isn't.

If you insist on persisting I will find you and vomit in your hair rather than over my pc.

The bugger read my thread. Which as it turns out was probably a good thing.

I did kick him out. But we are skint. So he is in the spare room. I am moving him into the shed in a fortnight where he can COME and go as he wishes.

I must admit I hadn't fully appreciated how great my H is, before I found that board.

Mine was , till he started drinking and surrounding himself with douchebags.

Most of MN makes me appreciate my husband...except when he's a wankbadger, which he is sometimes. Just like I am sometimes. No one is perfect or nice all the time.

Not even Mary Poppins. Read the original story some time...

That Bastard Mary Poppins ?

Should have been strung up !

Or tortured. Like the chillax cummer...

Thread title is worthy of a gold medal. I wish I could say I hadn't seen it coming.

I can't bare it either. (sic)
Grrrrrrr!
Why do people confuse the two. If you can't bare it, fine, I don't want to see it anyway. So there.

OP you are 40 years too late with this post, 1973, Slade, "Cum on Feel the Noize"

I thought the lyrics were 'cum on Thelma Noys' I always felt a bit sad for poor Thelma.

Tee

Why do I get the feeling you are finding hard to let go of "chillax cummer"?

I just think it's a lovely turn of phrase!

One of my (younger) facebook friends always uses this spelling in innocuous status updates. I have so far resisted the urge to tell her that come and cum have different meanings - glad to know its not just me

Anyone who uses the word "chillax" deserves to die slowly and painfully (joke......before I get hauled over the coals by the literal brigade!)

Amazeballs also makes me want to scream

I suspect I am just getting old.

Dear literal Brigade

I on the other hand have killed over this, and will continue to do so. It's the only way to stop this nonsense.

As you were.

Magi - I'm a twitcher (of sorts) and I didn't know that! Love this thread rofl

I posted on the other cum thread, and predictably, the backlash has started.

I refuse to use cum for anything when typing. It's a gross word. It's come. Jizz occasionally.

Anyone who spells it cum is a wrong 'un.

I don't care if they are talking about manfat or not. It's still come.

I dont think I am totally against language developing

I like cocklodger - tees wankbadger made me laugh as too today has cunt bunting.

Its just some things really rankle.

My nephews use of "K" instead of OK always seems a bit futile. Although I do have it put to one side to use in a text to my equally language militant friend...we do it every so often to prove we are "down with the kids" (snort)

i couldn't read the other 'cum' op..it was revolting....i was in the middle of my breakfast for fuck's sake.

I noticed the other thread because of the spelling then I realised it was being used in the right (sexual climax) context. That reminded me of how many times I have seen it used in the wrong (appear/arrive) context by my friend on facebook.

Made me snigger, then I saw this thread!

I hate the 'cum' spelling. It makes me shudder.