to really fance George Osbourne

[ilovegeorge]

I can't help it. I do. Don't flame me. I can't help my leanings. I just think he would be a nice clean boy in the sack.

You seriously need to seek professional help, that is just not normal at all. Bleughhhhhh

ewwwwww you seriously need some help

Oh, I do like Tory boys.

I would. And Dave.And Boris. But not all at once.

Dear lord!

Not gove though. Surely, not gove!

So what politicians WOULD everyone go there with? Put me down for Gordon Brown, Paddy Ashdown, Alan Clark and John Major. (Probably not all at the same time)

I like and quite fancy David Cameron. -- I so would.

This is getting worse. John major! Gordon brown!

No. No. No.

(At least you didn't say gove. If anyone says gove, my faith in humanity will be destroyed).

Holy crap, that's THREE PEOPLE on this thread alone who fancy that revolting smirking dough-faced punchable Osborne thing.

How many more of these sick perverts are walking among us in broad daylight, and none of us know a thing about their warped inclinations????????

Regard your friends and family with new suspicion. They may be secret Ozzyphiles

Back when I was a little impressionable girl and most probably to spite my DF's Tory views, I had a massive crush on Neil Kinnock. Honestly, if he was in his prime now then I defiantly would!

YAB soooooooo U.

It's people like you who breed with these massive cunttwatwankers and produce more cunttwatwankers.

SHAME ON YOU

I meant definitely not defiantly.

Alastair Campbell was tasty back in the day. As for the rest, it's like trying to pick out your favourite bits of dog poo [need an emoticon for vomiting]

Just realised I didn't highlight the quote bit thingy, so it might look like I put the bit about fancying Gordon Brown and John Major et al.
Ew, no.
The David Cameron bit at the end was all me though

We need a map highlighting where there weirdos live. I mean there could be one next door and you wouldn't know it!

Yes to Gordon Brown!! Thought I was alone in my silent lust. It's his dark brooding heathcliffe - ness.

YOU'RE ALL SICK! SICK I TELL YOU!!

Really not getting the Gordon Brown lust. That's just WEIRD. I'll stick to Dave instead although Sam Cam might have something to say about that

Yeah, these depraved people could be holding responsible jobs and teaching impressionable young children or anything. For the sake of society, we need some sort of official Osbourne-fancying register...

ugh Brown!!!!!, You'll be onto to Prescott next

I like Dave too. He wears a suit beautifully and jeans even better.

But George............there are no words.

To be honest I am more baffled by the number of women who would do Boris (and frankly the number who have evidently have); I'm afraid I find him quite sinister.

louly speaking of Prescott, his wife is always to be seen in my local M&S. I'll ask him out on your behalf, shall I? "my mumsnet friend fancies you..."

I like Dave too. He wears a suit beautifully and jeans even better.

No he doesn't. He's all slouchy and paunchy and has rubbish slopey shoulders. And a red shiny face that's asking for a punch. Have you seen that pic of him and evil Gid riding their bikes? They looked like they'd never worn gym gear or ridden a bike in their lives.

Another vote for Alistair Campbell (even though I hate all that New Labour bollocks). I think he'd be a very dirty boy.

Airforce please do.....ugh, imagine having that lump of lard jiggling on top of you, vomits

Brown is much more clever and charismatic in real life. You'll have to trust me on that one. Cameron is taller than you might think and also more attractive in real life but not cleverer as far as I could tell. I heard John Major had hidden talents...

So OP you'd like to do to him what's he's been doing to the economy for the past three years?

I have noticed that (male) Tory MPs all have absurd middle names and hot, but horsey wives. Samantha Cameron phwoarr! Why don't us bleeding heart hand wringing lefties get a look in?

ugh Brown!!!!!, You'll be onto to Prescott next

He was a fine looking man in his day was Prezza and Pauline Prescott looked like Liz Taylor at her peak. I'd much rather wake up next to her than Cherrie Blair.