to really fance George Osbourne

[ilovegeorge]

I can't help it. I do. Don't flame me. I can't help my leanings. I just think he would be a nice clean boy in the sack.

Loulybelle - just for you: John Prescott's sex face http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/6/5/1244207000009/Labours-John-Prescott-att-002.jpg

no it's not. try this directly:

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YABU

Every time I look at him I think a little bit of rouge on his cheeks and he'd make a perfect pantomime dame.

Have just read the thread back. Some people have seriously vivid imaginations! I'm actually quite impressed.

SamCam phwoaar???? She looks like Miss Hoolie in couture.

As for George, well he is indeed an odious little twerp who would have rather suspect proclivities in the bedroom, however...I sometimes glimpse on him a fleeting resemblance to John Cucask who is one of my favourite men in the world. It is most disconcerting.

Ahem, that would be Cusack of course.

SamCam phwoaar???? She looks like Miss Hoolie in couture

Yes and your point is?

Apologies, each to their own.

Tory wives, the guilitiest of guilty crushes.

Airforce I refuse that link, dont want nightmares.

I'm sure there's a 12 Step Program to help with this problem.

I just think he would be utterly incompetent. He'd flounder around for a while not quite knowing what to do, then ask Dave for help . Or one of his staff.

I feel damaged by this thread.

Were you not there when Shelagh Fogarty said she'd had a nightmare dream about Gideon, and he left her a horrible smirking message that essentially said 'Great! But I don't think you'd tolerate taping up my nappy...would you? Would you?'

George Osbourne's wife is actually quite a good writer. maybe he has hidden talents.

Although he always seems to me like the sort of public schoolboy who would spend ages sniggering with his chums about girls he wanted to do, but when faced with an actual naked female be totally freaked out and have no idea what to do.

I just think he would be utterly incompetent

No plan b and inflation difficulties

at ComposHat.

If it's any consolation I love a bleeding heart lefty. There just don't seem to be many in parliament, much less shaggable ones. Faceless New Labour twonks just don't do it for me I'm afraid.

even though I said I'd do Campbell, but that's only cos he'd be pure filth

I like Dave too. He wears a suit beautifully and jeans even better.

What? Do you remember that holiday he took in Italy a few years ago with his droopy-drawers wife? He wore the same cheap black polo shirt, shapeless too-dark jeans and fucking lace-up business shoes for three days running.

I had a very rude dream about Alistair Campbell once.

I don't think real life would be anything like as good. He'd just shout fucking instructions at you all the fucking time you were fucking.

I see him as wimpish and cams poodle. No real personality But bcaster Shelagh Fogarty dreamt about him.........nightmare?????

Would George Osbourne find sex too taxing? Would he need a break afterwards?

YABVVVU. Now if you'd said Nick Clegg...

Hooray, got to 200!!!!!l

He's not bad, but then I find Goerge Galloway has a certain something......he was wonderful paying tribute to Hugo Chavez.