to think badgers pay too much road tax?

[Owllady]

and squirrels, well their council tax is through the roof

this is how you do bizarre threads

Don't forget the poor tortoises. :( Especially on Thursdays.

I remember the days of the mole tax riots

Don't be silly, you can't catch the bus. It's not infectious.

Kuri I don't think I'll ever be able to forgive the foxes for their part.

Well, most of the badgers I've seen have been occupying more of the surface area of the road than nature intended.

Not sure whether this means they should pay more road tax, or be exempt....

Fucking badgers, fuckers.

Kurri I thought they were pole cat riots

I think fucking badgers is illegal, Weasel.

Now I have time for your indigenous species, your badger and red squirrel. It's the immigrants, they are the ones to blame!

Rabbits! Bastards. Moles - destructive Eco terrorists. Muntjac Deer - Labrador sized purveyors of tree consumption.

I think we should send them all back to where they came from.

Bastards.

I don't think fucking badgers is illegal for weasels, NotADragonOfSoup.

Do you think you;d end up with wadgers or beasels?

Knid I still have the lurgy and cannot eat deliciousness.

I like the name though!

You could dream about deliciousness? Delicious wadgers maybe?

I don't think the badgers would approve. They are more fond of solitary pleasuring. It's how the name wank badger was formed, no?

Who cares if the badgers approve? They are sooo entitled. No?

Tortoises should be paying tax on thursdays? Nooooooooo!!! I'm harbouring a tax dodger! Thought it was bad enough he wasn't contributing to the electricity bill, now I'm going to have to be in the daily mail with a sad face picture and a headline taling about scroungers....

It would depend on how many bedrooms your tortoise has. Obviously.

Well they certainly seem to think they are entitled to shit in my garden.

And the dogs roll in the shit and then re-enter the house.

So you could say that Eau de Merde Blaireau is the signature scent of my home.

Your tortoise has bedrooms? Has he not heard of the bedroom tax? You want to get someone else in quick. Wood lice make good lodgers.

Anyway, I've never seen a badger with a tax disc, so I doubt they pay any road tax.

Chips. Chips and mayonnaise.

That's what badgers spend all their benefits on. Trufax

A badger stole my parent and child parking space!

bedrooms in a tortoise - where?? in the shell?, underneath?, inside? where?

bloody hell the things they never tortoise in school.