to think badgers pay too much road tax?

[Owllady]

and squirrels, well their council tax is through the roof

this is how you do bizarre threads

parking fine shurely? like richard the IIIIIIII in Leicester or was it someone completely different like a camel

If it was a camel, it would have a hump (or two)
But if you watch Horrible Histories you'll know from the sketch with the Luffly Jim Howick that Richard the Turd didn't have a hump.
Or a badger
Or pay any sort of tax for that matter

YANBU...they only ride bikes around here. On the pavement though.

LTBadger.

Yes but the mad lady car park digger found out Richard DID have a hump. Of she had bothered to stop swooning for 5 minutes in s dramatic fashion and picked up a shovel, she would probably have found a badger too.

Apparently there are special beaver parking spots in certain dodgier areas of town.

I blame the goats.

HaveToMentionGoatsTiggaxx

As a badger, I pay too much road tax. And my telly licence is too high. And the stoat next door won't make a stadger with me- apparently I don't do my weasel-bacon crispy enough.

Dawntigga

That has to be one of your finest sign offs to date

It's true - the beavers' reputation does seem to be dogging them, Mary.

Ah, this is a lovelyly bizarre thread, it has cheered me right up. :)

Incidentally, I always do my road tax online usually a few days late. Do owls do it online? (The road tax, I mean. Not ... anything else.)

There's a dead badger up the road from us. Was it run over by weasels because it didn't have a tax disc? :(

The badgers living at the end of my garden don't pay tax. Nor do they contribute to the rent.... Fucking squatting badger bastards.

At least the deer who eats my trees poses for photo's, those ignorant badgers creep around in the dead of night digging stuff up and helping themselves to our kitchen scraps. Then they sleep all day like the benefit scroungers they are. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a whole herd of goats down that hole [indignant in Ireland]

I think pigeons do it online. Some owls are too heavy and make the line sag.

So is that how we get power cuts? When the owls try to do it online?

Bastards.

Or badgers. They really shouldn't do it online.

Yes, badgers should always do it offline. Except on Mondays.

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I have never ran over a badger.

I have however broken mini weasel this morning. She had to go into preschool all dressed up for comic relief with blood pouring out her nostril and pissing down her face. It was pointed out to me that as a parent a did not have to take Red Nose Day quite so literally.

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen ::bows::

IAmRatherGoodTiggaxx

I am sick of these pigeons having lunch everyday at burger king as well and breeding like, well pigeons
I wish they could be responsible like owls for example

What is the prefered sauce to present with roast badger?

oooh weasel i'm rethinking our breeding agreement now...not sure you can be trusted with a wadger. Especially a pink one.

Are you worried they will turnout blue? That just a risk you have to take with me and babies.