to think badgers pay too much road tax?

[Owllady]

and squirrels, well their council tax is through the roof

this is how you do bizarre threads

Mole sauce, surely?

i'm worried you might break it... i'm not very good at sewing

No no no. What's important is that I am good at fixing them.

Honestly it will all be fine.

they are better than stoats parenting skills shurely

Stouts are excellent parents. Even better than stoats. They never give their offspring froot shoots.

they must give them guinness? and don't call me shurley..

Of course they give them guinness. Is that bad?

If you want your child to grow, give him (or her) a jar of porter.

I was talking about Shirley the polecat
she is neither a mink nor a badger

Won't someone feel sorry for the Owls!

my mother used to drink mac something (stout)
everyday

i am so tired as i have been up all day that i cannot remember

i meant when she was 'with child' not every day
she drinks wine now

Was it Mackesons Owllady? - I drank that when I was pregnant, supposed to be good for anaemia. (Obviously this was thousands of years ago when we all drank like fishes during pregnancy)

yes it was mackesons !:o she is 56..

Ha she's older than me by a couple of years

Nurse the screens please!

I think that the Gin around here has been contaminated with something!!??!!

Right then, who up for some detective work?

I'm 56 and I didn't drink Mackesons when I was pregnant....

My mw suggested I drink mackensons when I was pregnant and I am 34 !

She probably thought you were 56 HotPinkWeasel ,

Was Tufty squirrel run over by a badger? If so, then badgers should pay even more road tax.

DH was in the Tufty Club, God knows what furry tailed shenanigans he got up to, but he did go bald in his twenties.