to think badgers pay too much road tax?

[Owllady]

and squirrels, well their council tax is through the roof

this is how you do bizarre threads

Pink and stripy - isn't that Bagpuss?

"...but Emily loved him."

at Bagpuss

I love Bagpuss. Sadly my children are too old to watch it. :(

Shall I tell you something else that's sad? I've had to take our dog to the vet today to have him put to sleep. :(

I'm a very sad knid tonight. :(

Aw Knid. That is very very sad. :(

Sorry to read that, Knid

Wait.. Bagpuss is a badger?? Damn that weaselly fat furry cat puss.

Sorry Scone

Oh no Knid

I've heard the pope is not in favour of marrige between man and badger.

Seriously!

Oh Knid ((hugs))

Sorry, now I've probably ruined a perfectly fine bizarre thread!

Kniddog was old and had a nice last couple of years with us (rescue dog). He achieved some notoriety on his last day by having the slowest heart rate the vet had ever encountered in 30+ years of practice. It was all very peaceful in the end. :)

Funny you should post this, I was just wondering whether to object to our local Mole's planning permission application. He wants to extend his property underground, which if fine but the mess made by the building works will really affect us,

WWYD?

Sorry to hear that Knid.

If I don't have a car, do I need a badger to pay my road tax?

Knid

Badgers would pay less TV licence because they are Black and White not coloured so they probably pay much less Road Tax.
Like Toyota Pruisesssssssssssssss (I think)

Don't worry about us Buzzards...our bills are 'soaring'!

Ah, the badger overlord was thinking ahead with the monochrome coat. Brilliant.

Though some claim that the badger overlord stole the idea from the penguins in the first place. That's how they landed that chocolate biscuit gig. The badgers tried to steal that too (but they didn't like all the fish).

What's all this about badgers!?
It's wasps we need to get rid of!
The bastards.

Can you imagine the bedroom tax on a wasps' nest?