to think badgers pay too much road tax?

[Owllady]

and squirrels, well their council tax is through the roof

this is how you do bizarre threads

It is totally the fault of the bat unions.

Badgers may not pay road tax, but they do pay for crossing the road!

Chickens should pay more. They are always crossing roads with no care or attention for other road users. Twats.

There is a badger just lying on the side of the A3, behaving like he owns the place, I blame Thatcher

It's having to avoid those p h easants that I object to

Arf at kurri !

Don't talk to me about cocking badgers

Will no one think of the badgers?

Sparkling. We need to have words. My dc were not yet in bed and they have now heard the badger song.

It is apparently almost as awesome as the duck song

Grrrrr! Where's my fucking salad cream?

I want a wadger. If I had a wadger it would be pink and stripy.

I was stalked by a squirrel last week, was rather sinister.

excuuuuuuuse me!!

And of course there's a bedroom in the shell of a tortoise - where do you think they sleep? Same as snails, innit?

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ooooh hello....

i'll only have a wadger with you if you promise it will come out pink and stripey...

I'm pink, you're stripy. What could possibly go wrong?

Lovely!

Ha! What if you're making beasels and not wadgers! Huh, have you thought of that?

Shush!

Anyway, where is the OP? I want to know if owls pay any road tax.