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to think badgers pay too much road tax?

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Owllady · 14/03/2013 18:36

and squirrels, well their council tax is through the roof

this is how you do bizarre threads

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PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 14/03/2013 20:53

Wasps were left here when the Badger Overlord blew up their home planet. It's not the wasps' fault.

Maryz · 14/03/2013 20:55

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Tee2072 · 14/03/2013 21:00

I thought you only need one TV license per dwelling...so really, the BBC would lose money on the wasp deal, really.

ginhag · 14/03/2013 21:03

Depends if there are lockable doors between the wasps' rooms Tee.

Badvoc · 14/03/2013 21:05

Kill them!
Kill them all!

Fuckers.

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 14/03/2013 21:06
Tee2072 · 14/03/2013 21:10

Oh, good point, gin. I was thinking of them as one big happy wasp family, not like a wasp apartment block.

SconeInSixtySeconds · 14/03/2013 21:11

Do you think wasps have council houses?

sorry sorry shouldn't have gone there

Badvoc · 14/03/2013 21:12

Yes.
And 5o inch TVs....

Tee2072 · 14/03/2013 21:14

No, but I think WASPS do...

::flees::

Maryz · 14/03/2013 21:16

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SconeInSixtySeconds · 14/03/2013 21:20

Tee! You missed an open net there... Could have put ::fleas::

Tee2072 · 14/03/2013 21:20

Aw, damn. Always a day late and a dollar short over here!

Grin
SconeInSixtySeconds · 14/03/2013 21:22

I wonder what a wasply goat would be like. I reckon they would be like those baby aphids that produce honeydew.

I am reliably informed that some creatures milk them

xlatia · 14/03/2013 21:27

so why was a fox running past me on the high street today then? to renew his tax disc? come to think of it, i didn't see one on him. bastard criminal fox!

Tee2072 · 14/03/2013 21:28

Those foxes. So sly...

Owllady · 14/03/2013 21:44

knid I am very sorry about your dog :(

I am sorry I went missing the owl had to take a mad border collie to training class

I think owls pay too much for training class

and border collies pay too much mind tax to mind politicians who don't have minds
or brians
border collies have bigger brians than nick clegg. for example

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Coffeenowplease · 14/03/2013 21:45

Nick Clegg lost his brians I think. Poor Brians.

Maryz · 14/03/2013 21:49

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SconeInSixtySeconds · 14/03/2013 21:52

Amoebas have bigger brains than Nick Clegg.

skratta · 14/03/2013 21:59

I know a dog called Brian. A border collie as it happens.

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 14/03/2013 22:01

Border collies are mutant badgers.

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 14/03/2013 22:01

I had a guppy I called Shiny Dave. He proved more intelligent than his name sake.

Owllady · 14/03/2013 22:04

it is not pointless for a collie to be called brian, as long as he has one
and they do usually
most do not have a strong bond to owls though
for example

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