To be tempted to take grapes back to the market stall I bought them from before Xmas

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And ask them what the frig they've done to them because they're not off yet!?

Bought them 2 weeks before Xmas at the fruit stall inside the hospital I go to, just past Xmas it ended up as a bit of a joke as they hadn't gone off yet but we kept them to see how long they could possibly last.

The buggers show no sign of ever dying!

Are they naff plastic ones?

No! I ate a couple when we got them. They've been in the fridge but never the freezer.

how do they taste?

No idea, I'm not chancing that!

They still look like normal green grapes though, not wrinkled or brown or anything.

that is odd! you have to keep them and bring us weekly updates with photos of their state. i will be sad when they die.

Have you still got the packaging?

Does it say "harvested in Chernobyl"?

Booyhoo I'll take some pictures tomorrow. :o

Chaos I still have the packaging, don't think it will say that but I wouldn't be surprised if they were!

Eeek very strange.

Looking forward to pictures though.

I suspect the packaging may say "for display purposes only DO NOT EAT"

Probably being plumped up by horse juice

hhhmm interesting! horse grapes?

Y'know Chaos I actually just went and checked the packaging, that's how barmy confused these grapes have made me.

Curious This is when I wake up in the morning and they've turned into a rotten mess!

this has reminded me. has anyone seen a thing on FB where someone has carried out an 'experiment' with burgers and chips from McDs, wendys and another fast food place (not sure which). they've basically kept the food for 2 years and it hasn't gone bad at all. even the burger buns didn't mould. i was wondering if it was real or just a fake. does anyone know?

"Horse juice"... :o

They are definitely not fecking plastic, I have eaten some of them 2 whole months ago.

@ horse juice!

Natasha That would be an experience, get pissed on grapes.

Booyhoo Seriously?!

I bet if you had eaten then you'd never ever be hungry again! They are Super Grapes harvested from sanctified fields of Holyland. I've heard they make the most delectible white wine.

Go and get some more. Make wine out of them

"I bet if you had eaten then you'd never ever be hungry again! They are Super Grapes harvested from sanctified fields of Holyland. I've heard they make the most delectible white wine."

Stop trying to tempt me, nothing in the world is going to make me eat these things.

Boo Just asked DP (ex burger king worker), he hasn't heard of the experiment but has never seen a mouldy BK burger or bun, he said they threw the buns out when they went hard but he's never seen any mouldy.

Weird fast food!

yes, well that's what the link said. it was to prove how it isn't real food and telling us not to feed it to our our children. McDs never lasts long enough in my house to see if any mould grows but i'm tempted now to buy a big mac and see how it looks after a few weeks.

Holy christ that's worse than the grapes!

Mcds sell grapes don't they? Wonder if theirs go off, maybe I could make some money from them. :o

yes that's the photo i saw. four restaurants. i thought it was three. how scary is that? and someone said their boyfriend has been doing it 3 years and no mould? i was taking a craving for KFC hotwings but someone put a thing on FB saying that they cant even use the word chicken in any of their advertising or signs anymore because they dont use real chicken at all i'm having second thoughts. i was disbelieving but after this other experiment looking pretty true i'm starting to wonder.