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to start a thread on a topic which I suspect has been done to death?

128 replies

yaimee · 01/02/2013 22:31

Misheard song lyrics (sorry)!
There is a song that has been playing on the jukebox at work quite a lot recently, I found out today it's Erotic by Madonna.
Until now I've been singing 'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body'.
I'm pretty gutted now I know the real words!

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marjproops · 02/02/2013 20:56

always thought a line in Kings song 'love and pride' was ''Thatcher's peeing.''

real lyric is ''thats just being''!!!

and isnt there a janet jackson song where she sounds like she's saying ''in dog shit'' ???

CatsRule · 02/02/2013 22:23

I used to think that Bananaramas "guilty as a girl can be" was "guilty as a cocoa bean" Blush

My sister still laughs at me for that 26 years down the line!

chickencurryfor7 · 02/02/2013 22:27

Can't stand gravy by wriggly jones

Actually turned out to be
constant craving by ricki lee jones.

And I sang it loud with such feeling! Blush

readyforno2 · 02/02/2013 22:33

Ds1 sings 'gruffalo soldier' instead of buffalo soldier.
I don't have the heart to correct him

SaskiaRembrandtVampireHunter · 02/02/2013 22:51

"Golden brown, texture like sun, lays me down with my Mancherons"

and

"Good King Wence, Alas locked out"

KatoPotato · 02/02/2013 22:54

I always thought night fever went:

'I guess it might be the night fever' - how non-committal!

LetUsPrey · 02/02/2013 22:59

Thought a line from "What A Feeling" by Irene Cara (I think) was "take your pants off, and make it happen".

It's "take your passion" although either would work I suppose.

Elmotickler · 02/02/2013 23:05

I thought Elvis Costello had a song called "I love a zombie"

"I love a zombie, he's here to stay"

flyingspaghettimonster · 03/02/2013 15:43

eat your hair, eat your hair, zombie, zombie...

Dryjuice25 · 03/02/2013 15:58

DD aged 7- In another lie, I will be ok; Instead of In another life I will be your girl- Katy Perry

Lol @I died in your ass!

yaimee · 03/02/2013 16:02

A red bull and a big eyed frog.
Lmao sexy and I know it!

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DebK2012 · 03/02/2013 16:09

It's actually: it's redfoo with the big Afro! Yaimee apparently

yaimee · 03/02/2013 16:12

Haha mine probably makes more sense, thanks deb but I might just stick to my words!

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DebK2012 · 03/02/2013 16:12

Yeah don't know what a redfoo is but you have to be pretty mental to write that song anyway!

QuacksForDoughnuts · 03/02/2013 16:17

'Take me where you're going, or maybe up the butt'
(Bonnie Tyler, Rebel without a clue)

Alliwantisaroomsomewhere · 03/02/2013 16:20

My younger sister would sing "Get down, Bake low" to Queen's "Get down, make love".

SaskiaRembrandtVampireHunter · 04/02/2013 00:25

There's a line in RHCP's, 'Velvet Glove' that actually says, "My will is well", but sounds like 'My willy's well".

peanutMD · 04/02/2013 00:38

Deb - Redfoo and Sky-blu are the names of the 2 guys who form LMFAO.

Redfoo is the one with the big afro :o

MrsHoarder · 04/02/2013 00:51

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucile,
four hundred children and a crop in the field

GiraffesEatPineapples · 04/02/2013 01:09

YY to trombalezzz!

Must try to remember the ones my children sing when KISS fm is on in the car - they always make me laugh!

GiraffesEatPineapples · 04/02/2013 01:11

btw ya def nbu - pretty sure its been done before but too funny really made me laugh!!

PuffPants · 04/02/2013 01:23

Madonna: Lucky Sly Bonita and the classic line - "young girl with eyes like potatoes".

Tallalime · 04/02/2013 01:26

Sue Lawley by Sting and the police.

I'm an alien, I'm an evil alien, I'm an alien in the park. By same.

That one by Macey Gray where her wok wobbles when you are not near.

Calling Tom Baker. The sidewinder sleeps tonight, REM.

Tallalime · 04/02/2013 01:29

Oh and... Anna Friel, has just got home.

Madonna sure sings a lot of bollocks.

Prforone · 04/02/2013 01:49

And I need you, Dennis Bradley ..... Where Do Broken Hearts Go a la Whitney!