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to start a thread on a topic which I suspect has been done to death?

128 replies

yaimee · 01/02/2013 22:31

Misheard song lyrics (sorry)!
There is a song that has been playing on the jukebox at work quite a lot recently, I found out today it's Erotic by Madonna.
Until now I've been singing 'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body'.
I'm pretty gutted now I know the real words!

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StuntGirl · 01/02/2013 23:16

Oh my god fuglies, yours makes much more sense now haha!

manticlimactic · 01/02/2013 23:23

MsVestibule I used to think the same Grin

city1984 · 01/02/2013 23:31

The actual lyrics of fairytale of new york was a real eye opener!

BumpingFuglies · 01/02/2013 23:32

Mant yes!!!

plummyjam · 01/02/2013 23:35

Alanis Morrisette's You Oughta Know
"It's not fair to deny me of the cross eyed bear that you gave to me"

(Cross I bear obv)

MadStaringEyes · 01/02/2013 23:35

I just died in your arse tonight Confused

meddie · 01/02/2013 23:38

kaiser chiefs I thought they were singing 'I blame tourettes' not I predict a riot

ScrambledSmegs · 01/02/2013 23:38

Schoolfriend thought the chorus of Light My Fire by the Doors was actually

"Come on baby Lick My Thighs"

We were Shock and Grin for the entire break.

ScrambledSmegs · 01/02/2013 23:40

"Handy Andy, Kiss me Squeeze me."

Kevin Lyttle Grin

MimsyBorogroves · 01/02/2013 23:40

"Last night I dreamt of some bagels" - La Isla Bonita

BumpingFuglies · 01/02/2013 23:41

"have a douche, have a douche, will you do the banned tango"
Freddien et al again Grin

MotherOfNations · 01/02/2013 23:45

Dp thought the words to Careless whisper were "two left feet have got no rhythm" I think it makes much more sense than "guilty feet".

ilovesooty · 01/02/2013 23:47

"Dance, dance, wherever you may be
I am the Lord of the Damp Settee"

LadyBigtoes · 01/02/2013 23:52

"One thing you can't hide
Is when you triple in size"

I used to sing along when my sister was into John Lennon as a teenager, and i would hear it playing from her room. Turns out it was "when you're crippled inside" Confused

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsase · 01/02/2013 23:54

Someone I know (no, really) thought that 'You can't touch this' was actually 'king justice.'

And that 'Here comes the hotstepper' was 'Here comes the odd zebra'.

LaVolcan · 02/02/2013 00:03

Excuse me, while I kiss this guy...

Isn't that what it is? Must google to find the real words.

jjuice · 02/02/2013 00:03

mimsy same song...young girl with eyes like potatoes. ..

And need 2 rifles..eton rifles

LaVolcan · 02/02/2013 00:06

Last night I dreamt of lumbago.
Still don't know who it was by or what she was singing about.

DoJo · 02/02/2013 00:07

Oh, see I had "Eating trifle" - Eaton Rifles

Tigerbomb · 02/02/2013 00:20

Go Charlotte, it's your birthday
50 cent

I thought he was singing to a girl

MardyBraWouldDoEddieANDHully · 02/02/2013 00:23

I believe in Milko (you sexy thing)
The lift goes up where we belong (officer and a gentleman)

MardyBraWouldDoEddieANDHully · 02/02/2013 00:27

I've just woken up snoring DH laughing at "died in your arse tonight".

cumfy · 02/02/2013 00:38

It's a hard egg, nothing but a hard egg.

frisson · 02/02/2013 00:41

A death row hard-on, two minutes too late.

IrnBruChew · 02/02/2013 00:42

Last night I dreamt of sandpaper.

That song has soapy variations Grin

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