to start a thread on a topic which I suspect has been done to death?

[yaimee]

Misheard song lyrics (sorry)!
There is a song that has been playing on the jukebox at work quite a lot recently, I found out today it's Erotic by Madonna.
Until now I've been singing 'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body'.
I'm pretty gutted now I know the real words!

[ReturnOfEmeraldGreen]

With birdshit, it's a lonely view (RHCP)

[blackcurrants]

laughing so much at this thread I'm disturbing my feeding baby
"Try" by Macy Gray - my mate thought 'my world crumbles when you are not near' was 'I blow bubbles when you are not here' - I like the wok wobbles version too!

[LilBlondePessimist]

Dsd when about 4 or 5 used to sing 'I am a professor, turn my clothes around', instead of 'I'm a different person, turn my world around' in Lola's Theme by Shapeshifters. She denies it to this day but we still laugh at her

[lottie63]

'MISS MILLER! No! We will not let you go! Let him go!'...

Who the f* is Miss Miller??? And - It was only VERY recently I learned the correct version

[scratchandsniff]

Every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you - I was only about 10 when that was in the,charts.

at school - Dance now where ever you may be said the lord of the dance settee - imagined all these god squad folks jumping around on a big sofa.

[wannabedomesticgoddess]

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucile,
four hundred children and a crop in the field

:o That baffled me for years.

In Nicole Scherzingers Wet it sounds like "take me home and pull me off in the shower" when its actually "cool me off."

[MortifiedAdams]

"Popdom Beach, Im in trouble deep.....now ive made up my mind, Im keeping my baby"

[fluffyraggies]

"I like peeing in the larder" (i like Pina colada) - don't know the artist.

"Frozen liver, wrapped in cling wrap" (?) - Roxy Music.

"The runway lies ahead like a great false dong!" - Brian Adams.

[MadStaringEyes]

Don't step into my, Peacock Soup.

A polish car, and a screaming siren.

Paul Weller needs to enunciate.

[ButternutSquish]

REM Sidewinder lyrics are "Coming to wake her up"....I think

Agree with so many of these especially the "I believe in Milko" & "Trombaleez"

[ScrambledSmegs]

that's ok, My willy's good - Nirvana, Lithium.

Tbh the misheard version works just as well, if not better, that the real line.

[DebK2012]

Haha peanut! A friend of mine is adamant the song like a g6 is actually like a cheese stick

[OhIWishThereWasABook]

Oh ooooo lying on a bed of nails (bad romance, gaga)

Funniest one 8 yr old dd

'Ohhh, your shop is on fire!)

Lived in London too long perhaps??

[Foggles]

SaskiaRembrandtVampireHunter Sat 02-Feb-13 22:51:23

"Golden brown, texture like sun, lays me down with my Mancherons"

I always thought it was ....lays me down with my machine gun

[JaponicaTroggs]

I Will Survive - a friend of mine singing "Do you think i'd grumble". My parents thought Alison Moyet's Weak In The Presence Of Beauty was "I go wee in the presence of you dear"!

[fluffyraggies]

The Sidewinder, REM, is apparently: "Call me when you try to wake her up ..."

I prefer calling Jamaica - it's easier to sing as well

[TandB]

"when I called you last night from Tesco" and "death row hard-on"

Glad it's not just me with those two!

I always thought I had these lyrics completely wrong but I turned out to be spot-on:

wise men save
near a tree by a river
there's a hole in the ground
where an old man of aran
goes around and around
and his mind is a beacon
in the veil of the night
for a strange kind of fashion
there's a wrong and a right

An old uni housemate and I regularly debated the lyrics of "died in your arms". He thought it was

Ra! I just died in your arms tonight - about a sun-god worshiper

I thought it was

Ma! I just died in your arms tonight - about someone having an affair with their stepmother. Especially since I was sure there was something in about "loving by proxy...my father's mistake"

[TandB]

Missed the Macy Gray ref - I swear it's "I wear goggles when you're not here."

[TandB]

I'm on a roll now

Fairytale of New York.

I could have sworn it was "And then they sang a song, the rare old Latin tune." I assumed it was about them singing Adeste Fideles, with it being Christmas and everything....

[Rugbycomet]

For ages i thought Shania was singing "I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife", slightly fixed by this until I realised it was car at night.

my Mother thought it was kiss your cock goodnight!!?

[floweryblue]

My baby he stinks of pee, but that alright by me (Footloose, I think)

Never could see why she wouldn't mind!

[Snugabugz]

Dude looks like a lady by Aerosmith

I always thought it was do the dragon lady. DH pissed himself laughing when he caught me singing it but I thought the dragon lady was a kind of dance. Still sing my version when I hear it

[TandB]

Taio Cruz - "Ayo, Galileo." Turned out to be "Gotta let go".

[reviews posts] I am crap.