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AIBU?

to start a thread on a topic which I suspect has been done to death?

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yaimee · 01/02/2013 22:31

Misheard song lyrics (sorry)!
There is a song that has been playing on the jukebox at work quite a lot recently, I found out today it's Erotic by Madonna.
Until now I've been singing 'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body'.
I'm pretty gutted now I know the real words!

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IrnBruChew · 02/02/2013 00:42

So many, not soapy haha

BlahBlahWhatever · 02/02/2013 01:07

She sees the half pint reaching for the top shelf
Always thought it was very dwarfist until I found out the actual words are
She seems to have an invisible touch,yeah

GrumpyCrossPatch · 02/02/2013 01:36

"I'm a Cilla Black fan on bike" is apparently not the message that Meatloaf was hoping to get across in Bat Out of Hell.....

Midlifecrisisarefun · 02/02/2013 06:44

DD used to sing 'more than a woman' as 'more than a womble'

scrivette · 02/02/2013 06:47

YY Crosspatch. I only found out the real lyrics on Mumsnet a few weeks ago.

'My love has got no money, he's got his strombelice'.

ErikNorseman · 02/02/2013 06:50

That Florence and Calvin Harris song is currently stuck in my head. I hear 'you're giving me sexy airplanes' which I know cannot be right, but I have no idea what it is.

greenandcabbagelooking · 02/02/2013 07:09

It's not "the devil is the skies". I learnt this circa one year ago.

barefootwalker · 02/02/2013 07:12

For ages i thought Shania was singing "I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife", slightly fixed by this until I realised it was car at night.

As a teenager, listening to the Dirty Dancing soundtrack I was a little horrified when my Mum began to sing "hold my arse..." instead of hungry eyes,I had to correct her. Oh the embarrassment!

AKissIsNotAContract · 02/02/2013 07:20

My mum thought Take that's 'All I do each night is pray' was 'all I do is shine my face'

A few years ago now but still makes me smile.

PurplePidjin · 02/02/2013 07:33

Wash your back, wash your back you know I'll wash. Your back for good

Take That

TheNebulousBoojum · 02/02/2013 07:37

DD used to sing 'Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go...with a shovel and a pig and a walking stick...'
She had numerous reasons why the dwarves would take a pig with them.

wooga · 02/02/2013 08:09

This old farney,now we don't talk anymore - Cliff

And I feel like icecream - Will Young

'cause you sentenced me to paradise - Bruno M.

Meatballs,meatballs,meat-meat-meat-meat-meatballs - some eighties song,can't remember who!

MrsHelsBels74 · 02/02/2013 08:24

Funnily enough just yesterday I was listening to REM The Sidewinder Sleeps & thinking about 'calling Cheryl Baker up'. Still not sure what the words are but I'm pretty sure Michael Stipe isn't singing about phoning a member of Bucks Fizz

catgirl1976 · 02/02/2013 08:27

There is a dance tune that goes

"Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Can't get enough. No, no, no, no"

DH spent many a year trying to look cool in nightclubs whilst singing

"Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Can't get it up..........."

Maebe · 02/02/2013 08:35

That Ocean Colour Scene song. I always thought it was "write another song like 'Billy Heard the Day He Caught the Train'", as if that was the full name of the song, rather than writing a song that was like the one Billy heard that day. On worked that out a few weeks ago!

chanie44 · 02/02/2013 09:10

My niece (aged 10) thought that Michael Jacksons 'billie jean' was 'skinny jeans'.

TLC 'creep' - I always sing 'you're a creep'. It was only recently that oh corrected me that its 'so I creep'.

DebK2012 · 02/02/2013 09:15

My daughters friend thought the words to I'm sexy and I know it were when I wobble by girls be looking like gooey fly instead of when I walk on by girls be looking like god he's fly

mirry2 · 02/02/2013 09:19

I'm sitting here in hysterics

Theas18 · 02/02/2013 09:20

I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone...

chubbymomie2012 · 02/02/2013 09:23

Lol ladies I love you all. Was feeling shit this morni g up from crack of dawn with ds3. Have just read this post and think I wet myself a little laughing!

FancyPuffin · 02/02/2013 09:34

Turns out my lover has his strong beliefs...

Not his trombalezzz

Buzzardbird · 02/02/2013 10:03

A "deathrow hard-on" always confused me too! I assumed it was caused by the effects of the chair!

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MrsHelsBels74 · 02/02/2013 20:27

On Tears Are Not Enough I thought there was a bit that said 'yes you showed your penis, yes you showed your chuff'

MrsHelsBels74 · 02/02/2013 20:28

And meatballs is hit that perfect beat-bronski beat.

Shaky · 02/02/2013 20:34

Madonna - Isla Bon ita

"Young girl with eyes like potatoes"

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