to fart in public?

[FlatsInDagenham]

I mean when nobody can hear me, such as noisy soft play or when I find myself in a conveniently empty aisle at the supermarket.

Does everyone do this or is it just me?

[Smellslikecatspee]

Or Smellslikecatspee/duckshit, bit long though?

[Bluntness100]

God, this makes me remember when my daughter was about six. Sitting in a very crowded outside cafe for lunch she sneezed and the pressure made her fart at the same time. The way it reverberated on the wooden bench was something to behold. Was so loud. We couldn't stop laughing. Her little face was so shocked.

Also when she was about two or so, in the crowded doctors waiting room. People sat in the seats along allfour walls, about 30 people, and kids toys were in the middle. She was playing and farted really loudly and everyone just burst out laughing, she looked round the room and then said completely genuinely ' shall I do it again mummy? ". 😂

[Flumplet]

Yanbu at all. One of life's little pleasures. So long as they're not too stinky - it's horrid walking in to someone else's lingering flatulence.

[DramaInPyjamas]

Omg, who resurrected a 4 year old thread just to post about farting?

[ThroughThickAndThin01]

The fart troll. Such fun

[Flumplet]

DonaldTrump resurrected it!!!!! I didn't even realise it was an old one.

[Twogoats]

Can we all call farts 'trumps' from now on?