to tell all posters everso gently and reasonavly...

[StNiChaolas]

That you all look so much prettier and more memorable and MoreFullOfGravitas and wittier and lither and more wittier andpithier when you have More Capitals and Fewer Numbers in your names.

[wnik]

Of course there will always be exceptionary biggers. You may fester on in your obstinate, but know this: you are on the NayPlayers column of the spreadshit. Be afeared.

This is a thresd for the uninitiated...

Happy Festive.

Eh?

I love you Chao, Mwah!

Also could you mention the etiquette of mentioning other posters in bold and not with a twitteresque '@? [bleugh]

You advise others on presentation with your typing style of closing eyes and bashing forehead onto keyboard?

Did you have a nice Christmas, oh insane one?

Spreadshit

You've outdone yourself

The more you insist on capitals in names, the more I dig my heels in. So there!

What Cutted said. Every so often we get a twittery rash spreading insidiously across the site, threatening our very being.

Thank you for making me

That's ok roundtable, you can be one of the many HeelDiggerInners.

I'm not a massive, unyielding dictator, I am just offering weell-meaning, gentlr, advice to the Lower Cases.

I've been illing all over Festive, Hectate. This is my feeling betterer rallying cry!

Edu, thought you'd loike it, bab. [grib]

Paschy, my decoration-removing doily, love ya, too, you tweedle.

Morning Chaos

Ooh, yes the Twitter thang.

It must be stopped in its tracks...

I recommend a polite approach. Far more effective than "Oi twidiot, desust!".

Hmm.....

Who's that draghing out auld WindUpNicknames?

I gave my suspucions...

!

I actually love you
((cryptic))xxxx

I have changed my name to one with gravidas, accordingly because you rock.

Are you ever going to stop calling me Hectate?

You've passed your illing on to me. I started with it yesterday and now feel like death not even slightly warmed over.

Thanks for making me laugh.

No numbers eh? More capitals you say?
...
D'oh.

So you're the one who gave my my illing?

What happens if you type the number in letters? Is that okay?

You need to be crypticker than that to catch me out ToastieT. So glad you are warn, myfriend.

So sorry for sharing my ill with you HectTe, it'll only last THREE WHOLE DAYS.

It's hokay, TheOneWirhTheHa, I m here to serve now I'm full of health.

I suppose I'm on the hitlist with my missing apostrophe.
Never mind.
I'm Australian, you must love me. I insist.

Hec, in my head, you are Hecake. Said He-cake. I don't understand it either.

Duly noted.

I'll alopogise now for sharing my illing with everyone who has purloined it form me.

Saved loads of Christmas calories though.

No, Wankbad. I understand your hands ate tied by restrictive technokogy.

We have to suffer fir our art sometimes. There's a few MNers who could do with a well-positioned apostrphe. Butbutbut - the alternative may be to have some posters erroneously add them, causing ThePedants hissy conniptions. Best left disalloqed, on balance.

StNiChaolas - Am I on the Spreadshit?

Could you imagine the deluge of yummymummy'sarethegreatest-type horreurs?

Deluge = minor exaggeration. Obvis.