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to tell all posters everso gently and reasonavly...

173 replies

StNiChaolas · 27/12/2012 10:09

That you all look so much prettier and more memorable and MoreFullOfGravitas and wittier and lither and more wittier andpithier when you have More Capitals and Fewer Numbers in your names.

[wnik]

Of course there will always be exceptionary biggers. You may fester on in your obstinate, but know this: you are on the NayPlayers column of the spreadshit. Be afeared.

This is a thresd for the uninitiated...

Happy Festive.

Smile
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Shutupanddrive · 27/12/2012 10:11

Eh? Confused

BahSaidPaschaHumbug · 27/12/2012 10:11

I love you Chao, Mwah!

CuttedUpPear · 27/12/2012 10:12

Also could you mention the etiquette of mentioning other posters in bold and not with a twitteresque '@? [bleugh]

HECTheHallsWithRowsAndFolly · 27/12/2012 10:12

You advise others on presentation with your typing style of closing eyes and bashing forehead onto keyboard?

Grin Grin Grin

Did you have a nice Christmas, oh insane one? Grin

SledYuleCated · 27/12/2012 10:13

Spreadshit

You've outdone yourself Xmas Grin

roundtable · 27/12/2012 10:16

The more you insist on capitals in names, the more I dig my heels in. So there!

CakeExpectations · 27/12/2012 10:19

What Cutted said. Every so often we get a twittery rash spreading insidiously across the site, threatening our very being.

VBisme · 27/12/2012 10:19

Thank you for making me Grin

StNiChaolas · 27/12/2012 10:21

That's ok roundtable, you can be one of the many HeelDiggerInners. Wink

I'm not a massive, unyielding dictator, I am just offering weell-meaning, gentlr, advice to the Lower Cases.

I've been illing all over Festive, Hectate. This is my feeling betterer rallying cry!

Edu, thought you'd loike it, bab. [grib]

Paschy, my decoration-removing doily, love ya, too, you tweedle.

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cHaOstrulYrAinS · 27/12/2012 10:23

Morning Chaos Xmas Grin

StNiChaolas · 27/12/2012 10:23

Ooh, yes the Twitter thang.

It must be stopped in its tracks...

I recommend a polite approach. Far more effective than "Oi twidiot, desust!".

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StNiChaolas · 27/12/2012 10:24

Hmm.....

Who's that draghing out auld WindUpNicknames?

I gave my suspucions...

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ToastieToes · 27/12/2012 10:25

!

I actually love you Xmas Wink
((cryptic))xxxx

I have changed my name to one with gravidas, accordingly because you rock.

HECTheHallsWithRowsAndFolly · 27/12/2012 10:25

Are you ever going to stop calling me Hectate? Grin

You've passed your illing on to me. I started with it yesterday and now feel like death not even slightly warmed over.

TheOneWithTheHair · 27/12/2012 10:25

Grin Thanks for making me laugh.

Onezerozero · 27/12/2012 10:27

No numbers eh? More capitals you say?
...
D'oh.

ChaoticforlifenotjustChristmas · 27/12/2012 10:30

So you're the one who gave my my illing? Xmas HmmXmas Wink

What happens if you type the number in letters? Is that okay? Xmas Confused

StNiChaolas · 27/12/2012 10:32

You need to be crypticker than that to catch me out ToastieT. So glad you are warn, myfriend. Wink

So sorry for sharing my ill with you HectTe, it'll only last THREE WHOLE DAYS. Sad

It's hokay, TheOneWirhTheHa, I m here to serve now I'm full of health.

Smile
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WankbadgersBreakfast · 27/12/2012 10:32

I suppose I'm on the hitlist with my missing apostrophe.
Never mind.
I'm Australian, you must love me. I insist. Grin

Hec, in my head, you are Hecake. Said He-cake. I don't understand it either.

AWhistlingWoman · 27/12/2012 10:32

Duly noted.

Fillybuster · 27/12/2012 10:33
StNiChaolas · 27/12/2012 10:34

I'll alopogise now for sharing my illing with everyone who has purloined it form me.

Sad

Saved loads of Christmas calories though. Grin

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StNiChaolas · 27/12/2012 10:39

No, Wankbad. I understand your hands ate tied by restrictive technokogy.

We have to suffer fir our art sometimes. There's a few MNers who could do with a well-positioned apostrphe. Butbutbut - the alternative may be to have some posters erroneously add them, causing ThePedants hissy conniptions. Best left disalloqed, on balance.

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MerryCouthyMows · 27/12/2012 10:40

StNiChaolas - Am I on the Spreadshit?

StNiChaolas · 27/12/2012 10:42

Could you imagine the deluge of yummymummy'sarethegreatest-type horreurs?

Smile

Deluge = minor exaggeration. Obvis.

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