to tell all posters everso gently and reasonavly...

[StNiChaolas]

That you all look so much prettier and more memorable and MoreFullOfGravitas and wittier and lither and more wittier andpithier when you have More Capitals and Fewer Numbers in your names.

[wnik]

Of course there will always be exceptionary biggers. You may fester on in your obstinate, but know this: you are on the NayPlayers column of the spreadshit. Be afeared.

This is a thresd for the uninitiated...

Happy Festive.

Chaolas I acksherly luffs you, I do.

You always make me smile with your unique typing style and your general silliness of threads - but I also agree with you.
Hope you're all better now although why you'd want to go to IKEA is anyone's guess - are you a Swedish meatball lover?

Am I on drugs?

Of course there will always be exceptionary biggers. You may fester on in your obstinate, but know this: you are on the NayPlayers column of the spreadshit. Be afeared.

I need a lay down now. I'm bewildered.

So less this then...

I don't think you're an exceptionary bigger, Fellatio, you've got capitals.
It'safree: I don't know, are you?

..and more this then?

Hmm, suits me

I do not feature on spreadsheets though. Because I resist classification and mostly lurk here

Empress
I could, I could. But it doesn't quite roll off the tongue like "Wankbadger's Breakfast."
Or maybe it does, in any one of the numerous British accents. In my Perth accent, Wankbadger's Breakfast trips well.

Wankbadger's Breakfast does roll off the tongue rather well. And you also get the full effect of the alliterative Bs.
I'd stick with it.

NeverQuiteSure, you aee a SparklingExample of my righteousness,

Yay.

FellatioN, nope there are few exceptionary buggers around.

You are mots definitely not one.

Chaos, I've got a present for you. I picked up SandyMumsnet's spreadsheets while she was distracted with a bucket of .

I miss Ikea.

Oh fuck off!! Who made you queen of mumsnet love.

Yup, exceptions include usual (without bollocks) and carzy.

That's about it.

Did you really go to Ikea? [seriously impressed emoticon]

I capitalised my name just for you chaos

But Chaos is Queen of Mumsnet, thebody. Didn't you know that?

Chaos is Mumsnet's guiding spirit and Keeper of the Spreadshit.

Tis my ambition to one day own a 'phone just like Chaos'

With as many numbers as letters, and no capitals at all, I must have my own column on the spreadshit.

"...exceptionary buggers..."

::salutes::

Reporting for duty, Ma'am! You'll pry my numbers out of my cold dead hands.

Fact.

thebody, that's a bit unnecessart, isn't it?

Oh well