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to tell all posters everso gently and reasonavly...

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StNiChaolas · 27/12/2012 10:09

That you all look so much prettier and more memorable and MoreFullOfGravitas and wittier and lither and more wittier andpithier when you have More Capitals and Fewer Numbers in your names.

[wnik]

Of course there will always be exceptionary biggers. You may fester on in your obstinate, but know this: you are on the NayPlayers column of the spreadshit. Be afeared.

This is a thresd for the uninitiated...

Happy Festive.

Smile
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StNiChaolas · 27/12/2012 20:04

Ooh, thanks Empeess, chuck 'em over, there's a sweet doily.

catgirl, I have yiu down as an Exceptionary Bugger, along wuth that TeeThing.

Wink

3b1g, you friffing crashed tge spreadshit...

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StNiChaolas · 27/12/2012 20:05

Dawnd, my contraxt expires in October.

There will be Bunting.

Grin
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Tee2072 · 27/12/2012 20:06

I think I need to change my name...

TeeThing2072 · 27/12/2012 20:07

::twirls::

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StNiChaolas · 27/12/2012 20:08

No to Ikea, EmZed, I felt vomitous so decided to give it a swerve.

There's also nickel, tethersend, but I cracked TSC. Grin

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bahsaidpaschahumbug · 27/12/2012 20:09

I feel dirty now Sad

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StNiChaolas · 27/12/2012 20:09
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thebody · 27/12/2012 20:12

I was only joking!!!!!!

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StNiChaolas · 27/12/2012 20:13

MayTheOdds why thank you, I have a special snuggly warm place for you on my spreadshit.

Wink
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StNiChaolas · 27/12/2012 20:14

Phewsers!

You might want to try a smiley next time, yiu gurt tweedle!

Grin
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TheOneWithTheHair · 27/12/2012 20:19

Chaos you are uniquely wonderful. :)

Pascha · 27/12/2012 20:28

Ahh, thats better. I need a new name now though.

MaryChristmaZEverybody · 27/12/2012 20:50

I have said this before - but dd is still and will be eternally grateful to Chaos for her i-Phone. Had it not been for various repetitions and random spelling she would have had a Samsung thingy.

TheOdds, we watched The Hunger Games last night - which I very much enjoyed. It's a long time since I read the books, but it seemed fairly true to it - well with a few odd bits, but generally pretty good.

FarelyKnuts · 27/12/2012 21:35

I was well warned (and am compliant as fuck :o ). Capitalised and no numbery things.

Molepom · 27/12/2012 21:38

Chaos, why the hell haven't you written a book?

You'd be great. I'd buy it.

catgirl1976geesealaying · 27/12/2012 21:38

Sheep

Xmas Grin
naturalbaby · 27/12/2012 21:46

marks place

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StNiChaolas · 27/12/2012 21:49

IT'S AN HTC!

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NaturalBaby · 27/12/2012 21:50

think it's about time I updated my name to a more MN compliant one.

What does Chaos do for a living? Is there an employer out there who counts their lucky stars to have Chaos doing their bidding.

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StNiChaolas · 27/12/2012 21:56

MI5.

[deadpan]

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scottishmummy · 27/12/2012 22:01

I love these bumptious way it is threads
largely because you're so off mark
I expect all the brown nosers and sooks will agree though.

MaryChristmaZEverybody · 27/12/2012 22:02

Sorry, a HTC thingy Hmm

Anyhow, she got an iPhone 3, and is still vair grateful it seems to be the only thing I ever got right

ThreeBootsOneGlove · 27/12/2012 22:06

OK, you win. Baaaaaaa.

cardibach · 27/12/2012 22:16

Chaos I hope I am on the exceptionary biggers list. I don't want to be in the bad bit of the Spreadshit.

EchoBitch · 27/12/2012 22:19

I have two capitals,does that save me from the baddies spreadsheet