to tell all posters everso gently and reasonavly...

[StNiChaolas]

That you all look so much prettier and more memorable and MoreFullOfGravitas and wittier and lither and more wittier andpithier when you have More Capitals and Fewer Numbers in your names.

[wnik]

Of course there will always be exceptionary biggers. You may fester on in your obstinate, but know this: you are on the NayPlayers column of the spreadshit. Be afeared.

This is a thresd for the uninitiated...

Happy Festive.

It's a good thing your spelling isn't contagious

Ooh yus, you are in the WiseAndWiity Column.

Perhaps.

Maybe...

[grink]

Sigh.

It's a PORTMANTEAU, folks.

3 days? 3 bloody days? I'm at day sodding 7, and no sign of let up. I haven't tasted anything for a whole week except mushy, metal peas!

Ooh cool.

I did IllingLite.

So sorry, BBaB, hope your taste returns soon before all the goodies are munched.

And I'm missing all the parties, 3rd one tomorrow assuming no miracle recovery.
Boohoo!
Thanks StNic.

Am yow alroight, me babber?

I've returned to my ever so slightly more refined accent for te festive period.

Feeling much better now, thanks, toots.

Might even nip to Ikea today.

[follish]

I curse you every time I log in dear Chaos, because I have to concentrate to do my capitals .

It's worth it to put a smile on my face, dear Lost.

what you on about @stnicaolas?

Oh god yes Chaos please bring an end to the @! If we don't, surely the # will follow

Glad your not feeling so vommy

Chaos, I am vair pleased that you forgive my apostropheless name due to the strictures of technology.

I often wonder how you manage to type like you do, Chaos. Ah well, it's...unique. Very unique.

I am a crap typer and I rarely proof read.

SO shoot me..

Chaos, as always you bring a smile to my day

I had a dream or was it? that I read a vair old post of yours where your name was not in capitals

That aside, you are easily my favourite poster. I luffs you.

NayPlayer column is it hmm?

Lower Cases?

If you're waiting for me to give a fuck, I suggest you pack a lunch...............it could take a while

Wankbadgers your name's ok if it's the plural of wankbadger and breakfast is used as a verb....

It's not, though Reindeer...it's the breakfast that belongs to the wankbadger. It saddens me that I can't apostrophise it appropriately

Ikea? Fetch me a hot dog would you? There's a lamb.

No no. I beg to differ. You are memorable if you have the requisite number of letters in your name, ie 29. And lots of syllables. And a missing apostrophe.

get bent

You could be BreakfastOfWankbadger.

Chaos, I have appropriate capitals, no numbers and an obvious shortening, am I in the gold star column on the spreadhsit?