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AIBU to be a bit fucking sick of troll threads

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AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 20/12/2012 23:14

Another one goes poof. The "friend of boyfriend climbed into bed with me". Amongst many others.

Starting to wonder what is the point in posting anything supportive. To anybody.

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PacificDogwood · 21/12/2012 21:43

Mary, silly question, you did the washing - it's yours

LineRunner · 21/12/2012 21:47

On a serious note, I took a bag of change up the Coin Star today and got £38. They Coin Star took a mere 8.9%.

Cunts.

WankinginaWinterWonderland · 21/12/2012 21:50

Wow a tenner I found £1.27p had to remove it and put it safely in purse, washing machine would have broke otherwise, thought it was 5p, I was delighted to see £1 coin! sad fucker I am

Look AF I have changed my name for you, I am so feeling the festivity it is unbelievable, when I am less pissed I may tell everyone about the so obvious troll I fell for. Wasn't just me though... passes thickness onto others

Was some lady in another country with an abusive husband - I was so convinced. Bitch or bastard or something! People had safe house arrange and everything! fucker.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 21/12/2012 21:53

You've changed your name for me?

God, I wish I could keep track of trolls name changers Xmas Grin

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TeeElfOnTeeShelf · 21/12/2012 21:53

Mary she who does the washing keeps the money.

Linerunner use the bank!

I too avoid both the relationship boards and the MH boards because of trolls and, to be honest, not being able to say 'you're a cunt. your partner is also a cunt.' and/or 'just go to the fucking doctor and take your fucking meds, you cunt.'

Not very helpful, what?

SecretSantaFix · 21/12/2012 21:56

Mary- it's a bonus for doing the washing.

MaryChristmaZEverybody · 21/12/2012 21:58

Was that the south american one, wanking? Some sort of SpongeBob name, I think?

I will keep the tenner unless someone asks.

I avoid "general health" for that reason Tee. I want to write "ask your gp" on every thread. And I can't understand it in the UK - you can see the doctor for free, so why not go Confused?

Here it costs ?50 to go to the gp, so I am much more reluctant.

sweetiepie1979 · 21/12/2012 22:03

Hey I'm kind of new I posted on that thread about the girl and some guy. Sat on the bed so what happened the discussion and what is a troll?

PacificDogwood · 21/12/2012 22:03

Mary, my favorite ones are the 'I/DC have a rash/mole/stop -what could it be?' in General or Children's Health Xmas Grin

OliviaPeaceOnMumsnet · 21/12/2012 22:04

@LineRunner

On a serious note, I took a bag of change up the Coin Star today and got £38. They Coin Star took a mere 8.9%.
Don't you sit and bag it up in front of crap telly? V satisfying. Lines of 10ps and 20ps, just waiting to turn into proper money
OliviaPeaceOnMumsnet · 21/12/2012 22:05

@sweetiepie1979

Hey I'm kind of new I posted on that thread about the girl and some guy. Sat on the bed so what happened the discussion and what is a troll?

Hi there
Welcome
Details here
HTH

PickledInAPearTree · 21/12/2012 22:07

Dunno once I convinced myself I had a disease of the arse and I wouldnt go.

Last year I was convinced I had a growth up my fanny and wouldnt go (AF later informed me this was my cervix) and I wouldn't go. Instead I made all my friends put their fingers in their fannies and report back what was up there.

See thats a good reason for carrying on posting. I could still be lying in bed with thoughts of prolapses and fanny gioters.

If I had to pay £50 id never go! Bloody hell.

Have I just lowered the tone?

WankinginaWinterWonderland · 21/12/2012 22:07
Xmas Shock

I lost my NOT from my name!fuck why does no-one notice anything on here

I changed it for you and Santa, I think it was the Baileys actually it's turning me festive and sappy and I like it.

WankinginaWinterWonderland · 21/12/2012 22:08

fucking stikeout!!!

Or Baileys!!

Or ME!!!

She explained my UTI to me Pickles, too much erm.... orange juice!

MaryChristmaZEverybody · 21/12/2012 22:09

My teenagers have sorted the coin problem.

They pile it up, and count it, and swap it with me for notes. Because they are too embarrassed cool to use change in shops.

So I carry around piles of change in my bag, because they can't be arsed Hmm

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 21/12/2012 22:11

pickles...do you believe me now ? Grin

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PickledInAPearTree · 21/12/2012 22:12

We need a new topic - "Any Fuckers Fannies"

MaryChristmaZEverybody · 21/12/2012 22:14

Yeah, pickled.

I have a list of things I should talk to my gp about, but because it's 50 quid, I don't go. And then when I do go, I come away having only mentioned half of them. Which really pisses me off.

Not to mention the cost of drugs. Atm, ds's roaccutane and ritalin, my anti-depressants, dh's ulcer and anti-oxidents cost about the ?132 we have to pay ourselves.

132 a month, plus the bi-monthly blood tests for ds (100) plus on vist a month to the gp for at least one of us and we are paying 280 on medical costs that we really can't afford.

There are people in Ireland dying because they can't afford to see the gp Sad.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 21/12/2012 22:16

oh pickled, I could tell you sooooooo much about fannies Xmas Grin

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sweetiepie1979 · 21/12/2012 22:18

Oh dear... Right. Thanks x

PickledInAPearTree · 21/12/2012 22:18

God thats loads Sad

I bet there are loads of people that cant afford it.

WankinginaWinterWonderland · 21/12/2012 22:18

£50 in Ireland to see a Doctor? I always think of Ireland as being erm.. just up there across the water, but is all euros and Gardas and paying for Doctors!! Wow

MaryChristmaZEverybody · 21/12/2012 22:22

I am always amazed at people complaining about the NHS in England. And about gp appointments.

Because it is free, you all take it for granted.

ds's treatment for acne has cost us over ?5,000 so far. And we really can't afford it (it's dh's overdraft atm), but we can't just leave him. It's horrible Sad

WankinginaWinterWonderland · 21/12/2012 22:39

I had no idea MaryZ has it always been this way?

I will never complain about my locum GP who keeps getting my prescriptions wrong again. £5,000.00. Shock Yeah I need to quit it with the moaning! Would going private not be cheaper? Or is that not an option?

I have no idea about 'going private' prices either I just know when almost ex in-laws had £££ they went private for everything, heart ops etc!

WankinginaWinterWonderland · 21/12/2012 22:44

Oh dear I keep evolving threads from one thing to completely another subject! Sorry!