in asking just what time the world will end tomorrow?

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I've got plans you see and wanted to schedule them around the apocalypse. You'd think the Mayans would have narrowed it down to a time slot wouldn't you? Like delivery drivers?

I'm not sure but hopefully it will be after eastenders!

I reckon you will get a text about an hour before.

I've just realised that this means I can eat my own bodyweight in chocolate over the next 24 hours and bugger the consequences.

Result

If you're not in when the apocalypse arrives perhaps it will leave a card, or lurk around behind your back gate till you get home.

I have got British Gas coming between 8 and 12 so I could do with knowing too.

Delivery drivers can be a bit late or early as well

It's so very inconvenient isn't it? not knowing

I have put the bins out this morning tho, so at ours, we'll at least be nice and tidy!

Oh arse. I forgot about the End of the World and finished my Christmas shopping yesterday. Epic fail.

I need to know if I need to set my alarm. Mind you if the world has ended wor will be quiet!

Depends where you live. Our slot here is 12 - 2 but that's a guide and not a guarantee apparently.

Our horseman is called Dave and he'll be on the Cabbage coloured Horse called Neville.

Apparently it's 11am. Someone said so on the other apocalypse thread. But they may well have been toying with me.

I'll probably be food shopping in M&S so the end of the world might prove a welcome distraction.

I've ignored all this so far....so how is it all going to end? Or don't we know?

Apparently at 11.11 am. Better get up early!

Well if it is down to YODEL bringing us the end of the world, we can rest easy cos it ain' gonna happen!

will Australia get it first? Like New Year?

Lynette, good question. The Mayan calendar runs out so the End Of The World will comprise us all finding ourselves in a universe without Mayan calendars, and some people may find this traumatic.

12am. Good job too, I'll get my first lie in in months. Longest lie in of my life.

It'll be like a new era. After BC and AD, comes WWMC (World Without Mayan Calendar).

11:11am? Well that ties in with the end of DSs nativity. I knew he was destined
For greatness

Actually WWMC sounds like an American wrestling tour.

Planet X will crash into us apparently. It had better be getting a shift on though, it's already apocalypse day over in Australia.

I'm just wondering you see when to break into that French bottle of wine we have saved, followed by the fake Baileys from Aldi. And I need to know whether to get KFC for dinner or tea as that would be my last meal.

I'd also like to phone some family members and tell them exactly what I think of them.

But I'm due to visit a friend tomorrow and dd finishes school early so have to plan a pick up time for her. All of this would be so much easier if we just knew what bloody time.

I bet it'll arrive just as I decide to pop in the shower. Or when I've decided I can hold onto the poo no longer and I've just pulled mi kecks down. Bloody typical.

Hope it's after my hair appointment, I wanna look good for the rapture. You never know, God might be hot.

no no no. i am taking the kids to laplandUk tomorrow, so it can't end at 11.11 because we will be on the M25 and that will be very nasty indeed. it must wait until we have finished, which will be around 5pm. ok?

11am?

I'll be in Topman or Primark or Hollister so I won't notice I don't think

Will Macca be singing it in?

ALL ye who claim the world is going to end,

it had better be 11:11 cos if i phone in sick and tell the boss he's a knob then spend the last 2 hours of my life having choc and baileys on my cornflakes with the heating on full blast and THEN the world doesn't end, youse are paying for my tribunal lawyer

AND heating bill

AND phoning the boss on Monday to apologise on my behalf