in asking just what time the world will end tomorrow?

[SirCliffRichardSucksEggsInHell]

I've got plans you see and wanted to schedule them around the apocalypse. You'd think the Mayans would have narrowed it down to a time slot wouldn't you? Like delivery drivers?

Oh my god

I'm still here

time for a last fag?

me too

I suppose I will have to get ready for work

Hello?

Just made it, with tea.

I dint even ascend to a higher plane or nuffink. Bloody mayans.

How do you check for zombieness?

Well, this is embarrassing.

is it safe to come out?

Bollox. Best pay me bills then!

Oh.

Bit of an anticlimax wasn't it?

Oi, all you lot up in that french hillside. Got egg on your face?

bet those hippies and people in bunkers are feeling a bit daft
Gonna have another fag I think.

We drove past Stonehenge at 11am, it was busy with police and idiots leaving their cars everywhere, but bizarrely locking them before heading to be at stones in time for the end of the world.

The Earth didn't move for me

cocoa People aren't at stonehenge for the end of the world. It's the winter solstice today.

Move along now, nothing to see here.

Has thw world ended? Too sick.to get to.the window.

You alright Schro?

haha please please can we see interviews with the guys in france who were waiting for e.t and the ones who paid $35000 for a bunker space!