in asking just what time the world will end tomorrow?

[SirCliffRichardSucksEggsInHell]

I've got plans you see and wanted to schedule them around the apocalypse. You'd think the Mayans would have narrowed it down to a time slot wouldn't you? Like delivery drivers?

My sisters 13th birthday, atleast wait and let the girl have her day, she didnt make 13 years just for the world to end, how thoughtless.

11:11am universal time. What time is that is UK time?

LineRunner the Mayans had heaps of calendars and date worky outer thingys. Some of which go well beyond the predicted life span of the planet itself. The Mayan calenders will outlive the world

Well it is 'tomorrow' in NZ at about 11am today, so I'm expecting the ending any moment now. Just getting a last cuppa in.

I'll be out giving my girls cube(chucks house) a good Christmas clean out.
I can think of worse ways to go . . . . . .

I think it's due to end somewhere around Extremely Fecking Unlikely O'clock.

If he's involved the world will self destruct just to shut him up

10.12pm I think as then it will be 22.12 21.12 2012

DOoin I get the feeling that some of the Mayans didn't get out much.

APOCALYPTIC DELIVERY SERVICE

Dear Earth

We tried to deliver your Apocalypse today but you were out, it wouldn't fit through the letterbox

We
will try to redeliver
have left it at the depot awaiting collection
have left it with your neighbours at Mars

juneybean somewhere, someone will be doing a soundcheck

22.12 21.12 2012

that is the sound of the apocalypse

What about leap years? Are they factored into this Speilbergian scenario (with Macca soundtrack)?

It reminds me of a Canadian joke that requires a bit of explanation.

Canada has 5 and a half time zones. Newfoundland, the eastern most part, is half an hour ahead of the next time zone because it's so far east. So things like the news on TV would say "News at 10. 10:30 in Newfoundland".

So the joke is a picture of a man holding a sign saying:

"THE WORLD WILL END A MIDNIGHT!! (12:30 in Newfoundland)"

Hey chickens, I just got my dd some cubes for Christmas. I turned them on to see what it was all about and one of the little bastards farted at me!

So, it is today or tomorrow? Cause now I'm confused.

If it's today, surely we'd kind of see the planet coming hurtling towards us by now. In fact, even if it's tomorrow we'd kinda see the planet.

Or is it like waiting for the bus? There's not one for ages and then 3 of the buggers all come out of nowhere.

And since it's Christmas will the 4 horsemen be riding reindeer instead?

AT midnight of course.

Honest to god, I can tell a joke, just can't type it.

Well allegedly it is 11.11 - but presumably Mayan time which roughly translates as 6 hours behind us so about 17:11 then - bugger just in time to have done the whole damn day at work and not enough time to get home for a stiff G&T

Chaz

ChazsBrilliantAttitude

Ridonqulously funny

SirCliff on the movie, the earths crust sort of disintegrates, nothing to do with anything hurtling any where

Twenty minutes left eh. Time for a coffee then.

anyone?

Passes round the

It'll be like obviously.

No they didn't have leap years, they had 'unlucky' days instead.

I think they were unlucky because they couldn't work out how to get them to fit with season changes and astrological events, so they just plonked them on here and there and called them unlucky days

Perhaps it's all just a metaphor for Macca singing Feels LIke Teen Spirit.

This is pretty inconvenient as I don't know whether to go to Aldi or not.

PMSL at igotaway

So it's today then?
Just to get that clear? It's today and not tomorrow?

I shall therefore cancel all plans for tomorrow and crack open the wine - wahey!

Will Danny Boyle be involved?