To be livid that DP pissed...

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...on the bedroom floor!

He went out for work drinks last night, came home in a great mood at 10pm and held a full blown conversation with me so I was under the impression he was sober!

Roll on 45 minutes later we are in bed and he is snoring like you wouldn't believe, it takes me literally slapping his face to wake him to get him to sleep on is side. Normality resumes and I drift of to sleep.

2 hours later I find him standing in the corner of the room where all my electrical items are having a merry piss that would make a camel proud! I shouted at him to stop and a few obscenities to which he told me to shhh it was hands free??

AIBU to make him get a carpet cleaner in to disinfect my lovely fluffy cream carpet!

:o

Hands free!

YANBU of course he must get the pissy carpet cleaning.

Lol at hands free!

Yes, he needs to sort out the carpet cleaning.

How is his head this morning?

My dh did this when he lived at home many years ago. A bit of investigation and it would seem that drunk men are prone to this. Apparently very common - one bloke I knew peed in his girlfriends wardrobe. I think he needs to buy you a new carpet - and a big sorry present!!

My friend's XH pissed in the baby's cot. Apparently it's really common and disgusting

My friends DH pissed in the bobbin holder on her sewing machine.

DP once peed in my large mixing bowl and left it in the middle of the kitchen floor for me to find in the morning.

Now I'm bizarrely grateful that it was contained!

Oh dear! lol. sorry but cant help but laugh. My son did a similar thing when he was about 3, he wasnt drunk I hasten to add. Just still half asleep. Yes make him clean the carpet. And get you a box of chocs x

Before we were together my DH peed over his decks and mixer (£ ouch) and once into one of his ex's handbags apparently Both times were during the night after a heavy drinking session earlier.

He's never actually done the deed while we've been together - however after a party one night a couple of years ago i did wake up to him standing in the dark in a suspicious stance in front of an open drawer of our chest of drawers.

I swear he was lining up!

I sat up and spoke to him and he muttered and went off to the bathroom. I told him about it in the morning. He was

sorry hands free made me giggle not much fun for you him pissing in the corner (eww) get him to scrub his piss up and then slap him with the cloth as a reminder, maybe whatever he was drinking caught up with him that happens sometimes, remember slap him with that cloth

My DH thankfully has not done this but I know plenty of men who have!

My DB was staying in a hotel on a lads tour. He got up to go to the loo and was mightily impressed with himself that he managed to find it ok.
What he didn't know until next morning was that the loo he was pissing into was in the room of the young married couple next door! He'd woken them up and just gently pushed the man out of the way and went to the loo. The guy was so shocked he was still standing there holding the door open for him on the way out!

A friend who stayed on my sofa did this at my flat once. I could hear the wee hitting the fruit bowl. He did it all over the coffee table. YANBU and I would replace the carpet and get him to pay.

YANBU

I hope he's mortified? And yes he should buy you a new carpet if necessary

There seem to be quite a lot of pissing men on Mumsnet.

I'm so sorry Midgetm, but 'I could hear the wee hitting the fruit bowl' has just made me roar with laughter!

It is disgusting, I would be tempted to make him replace the carpet!

YANBU! Make him clean it up!

I have to admit to doing this once myself. I was very drunk and ended up in our junk cupboard instead of the bathroom. DH found me merrily weeing on the Vax cleaning up wee with a crippling hangover was not much fun

my husband has never pissed anywhere other than the toilet even if he is really drunk he always makes it I am baffled that some men just pee wherever they like, bet their mums let them have a sneaky pee down the drain when they were young and it has stuck

Ha ha ha YANBU about the carpet cleaning.

This is v common, lots of men have done this when drunk, although thankfully not my DP while he's been with me. DP did get 'lost' in our bedroom on the way to the toilet a few weeks ago tho, had to come back to bed and start his attempt to get to the bathroom again.

I think you'll need a new carpet if he was pissing like a camel. Your room will stink.

He tried to do this last week again he was hideously drunk but luckily I woke up in time to take him to the toilet!

Just spoke to him and apparently he feels absolutely fine, no hangover at all?? How could he gave been drunk enough to empty his bladder on my lovely carpet but not be hungover?

He's response to me telling him way he did was "shit happens"

For his sake it better bloody not!

MaxPepsi - love the idea of the guy holding the door open for the pissing intruder! Brilliant thread - really made me laugh. That's probably wrong isn't it? Oh well....

I am strangely pleased that this is a common occurrence with intoxicated men!

Us women deserve to actually put up with this shit!

Why are there so many pissing husband threads lately - is it really that common?

I think it is fucking disgusting.

My dh has never got so drunk that he pissed anywhere other than the toilet. I would be incandescent, totally fucking furious if he ever did.

After a student party I was crashed on a sofa in someone else's Halls when I heard another body lurching across the room. He carefully lifted the seat of an armchair, pissed into it, replaced the seat, spent sometime looking for something to pull or press to make it flush, gave up and lurched back to his sleeping bag.

I decided to get back to my own Halls even if it was six in the morning and raining

This has given me the giggle I needed this morning. Thank you MNers and your pissing men.

Hands free .

However woman in the next car is now giving me look.