Help, I've lost my mooncup!

[Flojo1979]

Just came on today, went to get my mooncup from its usual storage place, its not there. I've looked everywhere.
....Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Surely it can't be up there?
I'd have died from toxic shock by now wouldn't I?
I'm worried....I've had ....ya know...with a man...
Where else could I have put it?

[MissCellania]

Its silicone, it can't cause toxic shock. You can have silicone in your body for a long time with no problems. Anyway TSS is caused by Staph infection (which will grow on the fibres of a tampon, but not on silicone), not a foreign body.

[StateofConfusion]

"I thought I was fucking a hedgehog"

[fuzzpig]

Bloody hell (no pun intended, obv )

Sex with a mooncup?! Just... how...

(Morbid curiosity - I'm not asking for tips :o)

[AKissIsNotAContract]

Give it a month of pump, pump squirt action and you won't be impressed or flattered any more.

[Flojo1979]

Drink pmsl at "fucking a hedgehog"
It was last week....actually nearly 2 wks ago.

[MarianForrester]

I lost one once. Forever. Who knows?

[MarianForrester]

Just read whole thread (I know I know) Scared to look tho, that was about a year ago.....

[Flojo1979]

AKiss the other 3 times were much better! And I didn't mind the quicky since he only rest for about 15 mins til the next time

I keep remembering things from that night and thinking...HOW?!

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

So it wad 2 weeks ago and you haven't done it since .

[3b1g]

You should always know where all of your mooncups are. It's like surgical swabs in theatre; you count how many go in and you make sure the same number come out again...

[RandallPinkFloyd]

Ok, in all seriousness though, mooncups are quite big.

You honestly had full sex 4 times and neither of you noticed?

I'm not sure he's a keeper.

[Flojo1979]

Maria go look now! Everyone told me it wasn't possible to be to there and look where it was hiding! Glad I ignored u MNers for a change

[Flojo1979]

Drink not since no, we went out the other times. Last night was first evening he was here since, he did try kissing me on the sofa but I hadn't shaved my legs for those 2 weeks! as I was late finishing work last night so I asked him if he wanted a cuppa instead. Bless him, he's a gent!

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Do you think he smelt a rat and now doesn't want to instigate it again?

[AKissIsNotAContract]

A gent with a masochist dick-stabbing fetish :)

[Flojo1979]

Randal I am a bit worried about what on earth he thought it must have been. Surely he noticed something didn't feel right, or maybe since he knows I have DC he thought it was some weird post DC contraption, I dunno. Who knows how a blokes mind works.
He's def the kinda guy not to say anything tho.

[Flojo1979]

Probably did smell like a rat drink

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

I probably have more where it came from but din't want to push it .

Have sex with him ASAP and tell us about it!

[Flojo1979]

Normally I listen to MNers, like when you all convinced me to leave the bastard cock lodger last year.

But I just had that feeling tonight, that I couldn't think of anywhere else it could be.

[Flojo1979]

Lol drink don't u think that its already TMI for one thread!

[Flojo1979]

Well he's supposed to be coming over tomorrow eve....but I'm on now!

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

We You'll have to wait till it finishes then. Although if he didn't mind a stabby foof he might not mind AF... At least it won't poke him in the eye.

[Flojo1979]

Night all!

[flow4]

I've just about stopped laughing now, so I thought I'd just pop along and post this little snippet of serious info that explains why you haven't got a vaginal infection and probably won't get one. :)

Squirting yourself with saline might have rinsed out some of the 'friendly bacteria' in your vagina and lowered its natural acidity slightly; but most salt water is pretty close to 'neutral' like fresh water, and in any case your body will probably sort itself out again by the end of your period. If you want, you could help a bit by eating plenty of live natural yoghurt over the next few days or putting a bit of it up your vagina - seriously - that works for thrush too!

And thanks for entertaining me this eve, Flojo!

[WelshMaenad]

My husband put mine in the recycling, he thought it was an old laundry liquid receptacle.