Help, I've lost my mooncup!

[Flojo1979]

Just came on today, went to get my mooncup from its usual storage place, its not there. I've looked everywhere.
....Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Surely it can't be up there?
I'd have died from toxic shock by now wouldn't I?
I'm worried....I've had ....ya know...with a man...
Where else could I have put it?

Salt water nasal spray

Euphemia I should fess up, the first one only lasted a matter of minutes if not seconds so round 2 followed shortly after and was much more relaxing!
(round 3 at 4am, round 4 at 7am ish)

No, I was actually hoping for no oral. I mean, I don't mean to be rude but after all that time it must have really smelled bad...

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Haha! That's the ad that just came up at the side!

U don't think I should have used salt water?
It's saline, that's what saline is, its sterile water used to clean wounds etc and luckily this is in a bottle with a nozzle that sprays. So I sprayed it up til it all ran back out.

OMG!

Am I the only person who can't poo with a mooncup in? Maybe my pouch of Douglas is missing.

I've just cleaned the cup, and surprisingly it doesn't smell at all. Strange really, as usually it smells after a few hours up there, nevermind a month, and its not discoloured or damaged in anyway.
All very odd.

salt water bath and a glass of

This thread is weirdly fascinating. I doubt the saline will do any harm.

AKiss I do worry I might give birth to it at that point, but clearly after a months holiday the mooncup is going nowhere.
Surprising really, as it never sealed very well either.

saline water isn't sterile water I don't think

as in a don't think there's any salt in sterile water

maddening I feel like I need brandy not wine!
I feel strangely jittery about the whole thing.
If you's werent here I think I'd be pacing the room or something.
How did I not get TSS? Could I still have it? Could I have a delayed reaction?

I have just read this thread with this face --> all the way through!

You definitely need to have sex with him again to show him you don't actually have a weird vagina!

If you's weren't here I'd have probably rung DP (or whatever I should call him) could think of a few choices after this! and asked him outright!

lauren that thought did actually cross my mind, in between worrying if my fanjo smells like somethings crawled in and died. Despite showering and spraying DS's random bottles up there!

I doubt you have tss - you'd likely know by now and it's out. have a bath as that wouldn't hurt and might make you feel better

AKiss Nope, you're not the only one! I've never been very good at multi tasking though....

If it smelt that bad you would definitely be able to smell it! Ring him! and report back

I wouldn't bother having sex with him again TBH. He didn't bother with any foreplay then came within seconds. I'd sooner have a weird, stabby vagina than be him in this scenario.

I think I'd scare him off for good if I rang him! He's quite prim n proper. Pulls cats bum faces when I swear etc. He'd proper die of shock if I asked him if his cock was banging some foreign object in my fanjo.
yes I have told him he's a wet lettuce, several times

Actually, attack us the best defence. Call him up and say: 'You were sooo drunk yesterday, I bet it's all a haze'. And he'll then say: 'Oh yes, I though I was fucking a hedgehog'. You'll laugh in pearly way and say: 'Oh and I though you had a huge cock! Guess we both were wrong.' all sorted.

AKiss it had been a few yrs for both of us. Surely he's entitled to a lil slip up? I was quite impressed I had such an effect on him that he lost control tho clearly it was the mooncup effect. Maybe it had a cock ring type feel to it and did it for him.
Maybe he thought it was something kinky, hence the quick timing.

drink!