Help, I've lost my mooncup!

[Flojo1979]

Just came on today, went to get my mooncup from its usual storage place, its not there. I've looked everywhere.
....Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Surely it can't be up there?
I'd have died from toxic shock by now wouldn't I?
I'm worried....I've had ....ya know...with a man...
Where else could I have put it?

[Flojo1979]

demented it was our first time together so I guess he had some to prove....and it was my birthday!
But how did he not spill it of anything?
Def no blood during sex.

I didn't have much to drink. He did tho but must have been sober for morning sesh

[Cortana]

He's probably at down the pub with his mates home wondering what it was. You ever see the film Teeth?

[Flojo1979]

No cortana do tell, a fanjo with teeth?!

Didn't notice dryness, but as u can probably tell I haven't been routing about down there for some time!

[RandallPinkFloyd]

Sorry, I'm just oddly fascinated and puzzled in equal measure

[maddening]

no - it would've been worse if it had come out during sex - especially in the early days.

[maddening]

or during oral sex :(

[Flojo1979]

Laughing at those shocked at four times!
I had a whole thread on that, 4 times!
This thread is way TMI !

[AKissIsNotAContract]

I'm more shocked that you can poo with a mooncup in place. I could never forget to take mine out as I don't have room up there to poo with it in.

[fengirl1]

Sallying - just

[RandallPinkFloyd]

I had sex 5 times in one night once

It was 10 years ago. I've now been single for a year. I think it might have healed over

[milkymocha]

Iam concerned for your health flojo and fasinated me at the same time!
Have a mooncup in my amazon basket - might leave it now, am quite forgetful!!!

[whattodoo]

I thought only chickens had a pouch of Douglas

[Flojo1979]

I'm equally as puzzled!

[hugoagogo]

[SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus]

Can you please tell us if there was oral involved? Really bugging me and I need to know.

[Flojo1979]

I got DS a salt water nasal spray to help with his hearing difficulties. He doesn't use it anymore.
So I've just sprayed half a can of that up there.
I'm sorry but TMI on here is one thing, but I'd have to be pretty ill to fess up to my GP.

I was hoping u lovely MNers would be able to shed light on it, but clearly u are as puzzled as I am!

[SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus]

Did he go down on you with it in?! Please tell me...

[Flojo1979]

No oral and I've been trying to think since I found it whether he put his fingers in, but I don't think he did or if he did, he didn't for long now I know why! (he concentrated more out the outside, sorry!

[Cortana]

Salt water? Yeah that'll help.

[Flojo1979]

I dont know why I keep doing the blush emoticon, its gone a little beyond that!
It's 4 times enough? U want oral as well?

[SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus]

So no foreplay then?

No foreplay even through 4 times and he couldn't tell you had a mooncup in? He doesn't sound a great lover tbh.