Help, I've lost my mooncup!

[Flojo1979]

Just came on today, went to get my mooncup from its usual storage place, its not there. I've looked everywhere.
....Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Surely it can't be up there?
I'd have died from toxic shock by now wouldn't I?
I'm worried....I've had ....ya know...with a man...
Where else could I have put it?

[FourArms]

I found mine yesterday - I'd left in boiling water to rinse about a fortnight ago. The rubber's gone a bit wierd. I'm going to have to bin it aren't I? :(

So OP - look in all your mugs is my advice!

[expatinscotland]

There was a poster here a few years back who regularly had sex with one in place.

But I'm not gonna go any further than that.

[McChristmasPants2012]

i don't feel mine in place

[MissCellania]

Maybe you left it in CHAT?

[Flojo1979]

Well I've empty the toy box, no strange hats for barbie or rockets for the toy soldiers.
I'm going to have to go check my fanjo ain't I?!

[SaggyOldClothCatPuss]

It might TBH, I would have checked before expending the energy to ransack the house!

[Flojo1979]

I'm a bit nervous saggy if I find it its not going to be pleasant is it, its been a month!

[hb84]

I have a Mooncup and I don't understand how you could think that it could possibly be "lost" up there somewhere. It's massive!

[AKissIsNotAContract]

Surely you've had either a fuck or a wank in the past month and would have discovered it then?

[SaggyOldClothCatPuss]

Don't miss words there AKiss!

[SirBoobAlot]

I have an image of a mooncup, tea spoon and odd sock ball in my head now.

[MissCellania]

What funny space between your vagina and your anus?

Do you have an extra hole?

[AKissIsNotAContract]

If you haven't trimmed the stalk much I would imagine it would injure the helmet of anyone brave enough to have sex with you with it in.

[Viviennemary]

These mooncups don't sound like a very good idea to me I'm afraid. In fact they sound really dodgy. I expect there will be some sort of healthy warning on them in the not too distant future.

[TribbleWithoutaCause]

I would seriously check the barbie thing out, as you can see. She can use them in pretty interesting ways.

[ElectricMonk]

This will sound odd, but is there any chance it's in your dressing gown pocket? I've just remembered that my mooncup (now replaced) is still languishing in the dressing gown I keep at my parents' house because I hid it there after sterilising it in the shared bathroom - I really hope my mum doesn't decide to be "helpful" by popping it in the washing machine...

If not I think your only recourse is to submit a very awkward request to St Anthony.

[ElectricMonk]

Viviennemary - menstrual cups have been around since the 1930s, and have received a lot less bad press than tampons...

[Viviennemary]

I didn't realise they'd been around that long. Even longer than me.

[Flojo1979]

Eeeew ewww eeeeewwww
I found it. In my fanjo. Oh my g .....fucking hell!

[Flojo1979]

How?!

[Flojo1979]

Shouldn't I have toxic shock by now?

[Flojo1979]

It was full too (boak)