Help, I've lost my mooncup!

[Flojo1979]

Just came on today, went to get my mooncup from its usual storage place, its not there. I've looked everywhere.
....Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Surely it can't be up there?
I'd have died from toxic shock by now wouldn't I?
I'm worried....I've had ....ya know...with a man...
Where else could I have put it?

[NotQuintAtAllOhNo]

Do you think a mooncup can double as contraception? I wounder if they can make them like this

[DuddlePuck]

Was the birthday sex following booze? The first time I met slept with my DH I still had my tampon in. It got pretty well wedged, but he had no idea. Had to go fishing the morning after with a stinking hangover. But they are a bit squishier...

And stick with it, I love my mooncup, but do agree, leave yourself a reminder on your phone or something!

Seem to remember reading somewhere that there isn't a risk of TSS with mooncups, or it is greatly reduced, one of the reasons they're good.

But yeah, minging.

[EuroShagmore]

How is that possible? How?

If only you had known that the contraception convo was probably unnecessary in light of the makeshift diaphragm you had stuffed up there...

[SirBoobAlot]

OMFG

[Flojo1979]

schro he's not DH only been seeing each other a short while.
But....Erm....actually....he's quite big, bordering on scarily big.
How? How is it possible?
I'm guessing it could have been a lot worse. What if he'd pushed it in to my womb, is that possible?
Do u think he went up the side of it and was too polite to say?
Is he some sort of weirdo? Seriously?

[SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus]

This is going to sound bad but, I really need to know the size of your DP's cock...

I want to know the length requirements to use a mooncup as contraception.

[frankie4]

How did you know that you came on today?

[Cortana]

I know usually it isn't good practice in terms of your vaginal health but I would have a douche tonight and maybe see a gynae if you can. Mooncups are wonderful, however having a load of your body's waste up near your cervix for a month cannot be a good thing for you.

[Sallyingforth]

Are you seeing him again?
He might wonder why it goes in deeper next time. :)

[DuddlePuck]

You'll laugh about this one day.

Maybe

[SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus]

X posts. Are you sure you didn't just think he was big if you had been drinking?

Otherwise he must have a weird thing for being stabbed in the knob.

[Flojo1979]

Ah yes duddle he was quite.... very drunk and the 4th time was first thing in the morning and he couldn't finish, but I put that down to it being the 4th time not it feeling wrong.

[dementedma]

Can't believe you had a full moon cup up there for a month, and also that you had sex four times in one night!

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

He thinks you have an odd vag then.

[Flojo1979]

frankie the usual signs, I was due and my knickers were messy! The mooncup was full. Maybe I came on yesterday and it overflowed, maybe it was pretty empty til recently. Tho was strange grainy stuff so I'm guessing a bit of both.

Stem was completely trimmed off, but still...
How?

[StateofConfusion]

I'm strangely fascinated by this thread.

[DuddlePuck]

Obvious solution - have sex with him again as soon as possible to convince him your weird shaped cock-jabbing Fanjo was just a drunken figment of his imagination (assuming you want to...).

[MummysHappyPills]

I lost my Mooncup too! I had just moved house and didn't know where I'd packed it so used tampons for a bit, but I never did find it! I often wonder where it ended up...

[SoldierKatnissEverdeen]

I can't decide whether to vomit, or psml at quint's suggestion.

But has definitely put me off using the mooncup that has been sitting in my wardrobe for 2 years...

[Flojo1979]

schro I'm not sure now. I don't think the drink, but wonder if I thought he was too big...because it didn't fit properly.

[SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus]

So he probably wasn't that big? Just a bit cock blocked.

Set a reminder on your phone next time!

[RandallPinkFloyd]

Ok I really don't mean to be crude but surely you'd need a massive-vag to tiny-cock ratio to manage it 4 times in one night with a mooncup in there as well.

Did you not notice you'd been dry all month?

And how did you find out you'd come on?

[AKissIsNotAContract]

Next time you fuck he'll be thinking 'hmm it feels a lot more spacious in here tonight'.