Help, I've lost my mooncup!

[Flojo1979]

Just came on today, went to get my mooncup from its usual storage place, its not there. I've looked everywhere.
....Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Surely it can't be up there?
I'd have died from toxic shock by now wouldn't I?
I'm worried....I've had ....ya know...with a man...
Where else could I have put it?

[SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus]

OMFG...

[Flojo1979]

It surprisingly didn't smell tho....having said that I didn't get too close to it!

[SlightlyJaded]

just that

[Flojo1979]

I had sex, oh god did he notice and was too polite to say?

[ElectricMonk]

Hang on, does that mean you actually can have sex with a mooncup in?

(And I second Euphimia - details, is it horrible?!)

[Flojo1979]

Seriously I feel really ill now

[BadRoly]

Well I was coming on to suggest that you might have accidentally birthed it while shitting but I see I am too late

[OrangeLily]

What!??? Noooooo..... How long has it been up there?!

[SaggyOldClothCatPuss]

Was it upside down?

[fengirl1]

Flojo - PLEASE put a reminder somewhere to take it out (if you have re-inserted it) at the end of this period! But at least mystery solved...... You must be made of very stern stuff but eeeewwwww anyway

[NotQuintAtAllOhNo]

My friends dad was a doctor, he had his surgery in his house. Mum was his assistant. One evening the doorbell rang, a woman who was 3 months pregnant had really bad stomach ache.

Turned out she was not pregnant, but had left a tampon in 3 months earlier.

The state of the surgery floor when friends dad took the tampon out....

They had to call an ambulance. My friend told the story in school the following day, in graphic detail, as she hid outside the door and peeked in through the keyhole.

(Maybe this is the reason why friend opted to never have kids)

I think you need to go see your GP Flojo, just to put your mind at rest.

[Flojo1979]

I didn't study it, I kinda panicked and through it in the sink and switched the tap on and ran.
But it was strange grainy brown stuff.
I know I'm gonna have to fish it out the sink before the DCs find it!
Surely i'll have to bin it.
Well I doubt i'll ever wear one again after this. It was on my second cycle with it.
It's been a whole month.
It was my birthday last week, I had sex four times in one night!

[milkymocha]

Really?!?! Is that possible!?!?

[SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus]

Is your DH on the wee side? I mean, if you managed sex 4 times and he didn't knock it out.

[OrangeLily]

Hmmmmm four times in one night with a mooncup? Really?! I'm doubtful.

[Flojo1979]

saggy it was the right way up and full.
It was surprisingly low down too.
Euph it was our first time together, maybe he thought that was normal for me! It's early days. Having the whole contraception convo was bad enough, let alone the "did that feel good for you huni"
Oh god

[fusam]

[SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus]

Spikey vag is not normal for anyone.

[Cortana]

Have you got the barb cut down to nothing?

[LilyThePinkaPinkaPink]

Four times???????

[SaggyOldClothCatPuss]

HAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Just give it a good boil, and stick it back up there!