To think maybe we don't fit in?

[MadameOneSword]

I think I'm definitely an outsider on MN, my kids arent gifted, we aren't rich, dammit we both have the work, full time! we don't live in a castle, shopat waitrose and certainly don't eat this good ham that y'all talk about

Maybe I just go back under my rock?

The poor bugger was just sitting on hubbies knee, totally innocent, gurgling, and dd2 sat up suddenly and went to say something and just went bleughhhhhhh all over him!!! (and dad, but that's fine)

And we have his family visiting tthis weekend and our poky flat smells of bile and Dettol

I need help

Not judgement

Thanks :-(

Sorry madame, it's the one thing I can't do or be around. I'm actually quite phobic about it and find it really really hard this time of year.

How was everyone else's day?

See damn all those sticklers...we have laminate floors and leather sofas, the sick comes right off

Shame we can't laminate the baby

Madame here

You need to cover yourselves in slankets, they offer full coverage and the vom comes straight off in the machine - they dry quickly too

I call it 'boring' not Boden. Crap, dull, folksie clothes that scream, 'bully me!' There I've said it! Feels goooood!

I likes boden stuff sometimes. < feels victimised>

Would you like a hug Madame? I can use DH's chemical protection suit?

I don't really mind boden either. The kids stuff is ok but only when bought in a sale. The boys pjs are crap though, or maybe my boys just have really pointy knees, but the majority of the ones we've had have gone through at the knees. I don't get all this stuff about clothes and labels. If you like it buy it and if it is cheap then all the better!

Oh I agree 100% balroy!

Soz wewereherefirst! I said 'soz'- am I in? Bet you look fab - operative words are 'like' and 'sometimes' though! Unlike some I know who rave about it constantly and actually believe that it is the only retailer available other than the sanited John Lewis! Oooooo! Just remembered we had cavery tonight- and it was bloody lovely.

I really would like a hug thanks wewere

(feel like i live in a toxic warfar zone)

Right now in my bedroom...ds in asleep in Moses basket, and my bed has dh, and two girls are curled up with cat on end...

Can I sleep on someone's sofa?

Sainted not sanited John Lewis!

Oh and Boden is the delight of the stepford wives club. What I love Is their tag line about individual clothing...no, they're all bloody wearing t!

I love a bit of Boden bashing! Wouldn't dare in real life. Did noone hear me?! We ate a CARVERY. A CARVERY. It was in a chain pub. DD had a fruitshoot and not the sugar free kind either. (I read a hilarious thread on here recently about the evils of carvery!)

I'm PMSL at being a Stepford wife! Some of the stuff is dire, my old dog made the same patterns from vomit when he ate crayons

I freaking love a carvery, all the good food (and its the one time we eat lamb!)

Woop woop to the carvery! Lovin' the vomit analogy- will have to say that in my head next time someone parades their Boden clad little darling in front of me!

www.boden.co.uk/en-GB/Womens-Dresses/Above-Knee-Dresses/WH413/Womens-Maggie-Dress.html?NavGroupID=4

At first glance I thought it was sperm, I'm well classy, me.