Am I too late to join? I think I could be a good candidate...
My 5 year old takes chocolate spread sandwiches to school, and has a fruitshoot bottle for his drink, of course this is actually filled with cheapo squash after the first use, and actually, its an Asda copy fruit shoot!
I have leather sofas, massive tellys, spend the third world debt on my kids at Christmas, actually saying 'kids' is a bit naff too I spose.
My eldest has a Jaden/Kaden/Braden name!
I smoke, I drink, I wish i could afford to do both more!
I have debt, lots of debt
I have used the same 2nd hand pushchair for five years, through three kids!
My best clothes come from tesco's, everything else is Asda lol! Oh, and I 'lol' all over facebook!
I do go to Uni though, but as a mature student doing a useless degree just because the student loan equates to the same as a part time job and it gets me away from the kids for a few hours a week, i love um but they were doing my head in a bit...i miss the baby when Im not there though...although i do feed him formula...
That felt so fuckin good! 