To think maybe we don't fit in?

[MadameOneSword]

I think I'm definitely an outsider on MN, my kids arent gifted, we aren't rich, dammit we both have the work, full time! we don't live in a castle, shopat waitrose and certainly don't eat this good ham that y'all talk about

Maybe I just go back under my rock?

I don't know...radio 4 is a bit much....

God I need to get to LIDL tomorrow to get myself a bottle of Baileys (or whatever they call it)

Tonight has been a mare - with DH away in Peru for two bloody weeks. See I can swear on this thread where I usually hold back. Feels good to let it out !

I sweat, I'm sorry, please say if offends anyone, I'm terrible for it...

SWEAR, SWEAR ITS SUPPOSEDNTO SAY SWEAR

I am always posting and we are as commen as muck..

Tree up and decorated, but wine in the under £5 a bottle bin, watch X factor and celeb, both work full time, think organic is a rip off, love asda.

Rest case.

I am bloody knackered.
Husband is a sleep in the arm chair
Boys are asleep upstairs
mum is in her lair watching some crap on sky
and i am sitting with the cat drinking cheap `RC cola from asda.

Radio 4 sends me to sleep of a night but I cannot see how a mooncup can work, It's a silicone egg cup... I have heard of someone who puts theirs through the dishwasher to sterilise it, but that's just beyond gross- I never want to eat at her house!

dh in Peru????

Mayicheck your membership credentials....

MadameOneSword, I just woke the baby up as I sniggered at your offensive sweating

Bleugprghhhhhh at mooncupnonndishwasher...I've just watched the video on the website, I can reccomends it to add to the confusion. I like the way they say there are two sizes, those for people who have had children,and those without...I miss those days

Thats the polite way of saying one for women with a fanny like a bucket

What do they mean? It's the same as when I was 16 down there. ahem

"Keep positive! if you find yourself getting frustrated or tense, take a break from trying the Mooncup and do something nice for yourself. Remember once you've got the hang of it, the Mooncup will last you for years and years so there's no rush!"

I said a similar thing about my husband

Can'tspel...I wanted to say the bucket fanny words but didn't dare lol

They had mooncups on embarrassing bodies once so they could measure a woman's flow.

Who the hell needs to know stuff like that?

Seriously, there's some gems on their faq's

Can I go upside down on a fairground ride while wearing a mooncup?.

Bet you body form dont get this shit

"look at a Mooncup. Many of our stockists have a demonstration Mooncup"

This jut got creepy

I dont want to go upside down on a fairground ride even without a mooncup in lol

Someone posted before on a mooncup thread that they are great as she can wear it and still have sex with her husband during her period. i had visions of some poor bloke whacking his knob into the tail end of it and doing some long term damage.

That's bollocks surely? Having read their website I'm now am expert clearly...it sits in the entrance to the vah-jay-jay...so either she's a liar or takes it elsewhere IYSWIM

Ooh the stalk would be painful in the eye

Isn't it supposed to go over the cervix?

Yall need to watch this...it's not mooncup related I promise lol

Your he or his? Or both lol

"Dear Mickie,
No, the Mooncup is not for use during sexual intercourse. It would be in the way as it sits low in the vagina, not high like the contraceptive cap."

Mickie from Utah answered that one for us

I'm sooo chaining the Christmas tree to the radiator! Brilliant idea thanks op :)