To think maybe we don't fit in?

[MadameOneSword]

I think I'm definitely an outsider on MN, my kids arent gifted, we aren't rich, dammit we both have the work, full time! we don't live in a castle, shopat waitrose and certainly don't eat this good ham that y'all talk about

Maybe I just go back under my rock?

Convert enjoy :) in my house anything that was pink was barbie till she could read the word barbie hasnt done her any harm she girly but not to girly. Now waiting for her hair to grow longer so she can do dreadlocks ! Her fav pic of her self when small is her sat on a pink bike with pink tassles on the handlebars dressed head to toe in pink aged 4.

18mo Ds is sitting having cake and watching cbeebies so can I come under? I only buy wafer thin ham and I've never heard of Boden.

Also, when I go out childless it's not to go for dinner or anything civilised, it's to go get drunk in the pub, followed by a club, wearing fake tan.

Join you if I can. and youngest daughter who has just wolfed down Tesco Lasagne (and yes I can make it but.... she prefers Mr Tesco's version) and is now chomping on a choc ice!

Can I point out...there's also a most active thread about there being a Boden sale.....maybe we could start a brave heart style battle....

you can take our George at Asia.....but you can't take our freedom arggggghhhhh

Oh gosh, I love a choc ice me!

Mylo i think you are my kinda girl! Although i cant wear fake tan... Iam 'pale and interesting!'

Me to madam if you buy the really cheap ones you can eat loads in one sitting

I have toasted a large slice of WHITE bread and have spread Aldi butter and Aldi salmon paste on it in celebration of this thread.

Yeah I can't fake tan, I'm a ginger...so I look jaundiced

love you all on this thread!

thank god theres normal folk here

I can't read , i can't write but i can drive my tractor !

I'm a ginge but I love fake tan and I do not look jaundiced!

I don't tan all the time, just when I'm going out. And I buy it for £3 from semi-chem.

I quite often shop in Primark.
We eat lots of rubbish food.
I watch reality TV until it comes out of my ears.
We live in a crappy area next to crappy schools.
I own about 8 different types of fake tan but I'm too lazy to use it.

But

I have travelled the world.
I have a BA(hons) degree.
My dd goes to lots of classes.
I had a pony when I was young.
We own lots of lego, playmobile, educational toys and books.

mylo you can come under if you do shots when you are out clubbing!

I do shots! Not tequila anymore though.

Loving this thread!

I shop at aldi ( and proud!), have laminate flooring, have a twiggy thing with fairy lights in my living room next to the brown leather sofa, wear fake tan, love TOWIE, swear too much...

Yet...I love my mooncup, have a fondness for clay baths, brown rice and lentils

< slinks back into no mans land >

I've had mornings when I can't actually manage to say the word tequila without vomiting

Just who are you people?

Oooh yes please to a Lidl Baileys, I love it, and if you pour it into a mug of coffee (the ordinary instant stuff) it becomes magical!
And I've got a leather sofa. And my ds was a really picky eater. And I want a tropical fish tank like my dad used to have.

Can I come in please?

And convert I'm right with you

YY i love bailys in coffee, no one in RL believes me its nice! It's also nice in hotchocolate.

Crumpets with cheese and butter and a mug of Baileys coffee on a cold day is just heaven!

Baileys in hot milk is delish - I drank loads of it whilst preggers - ha ha ha.

Baileys in hot chocolate. Why have I not thought of this before?