To think maybe we don't fit in?

[MadameOneSword]

I think I'm definitely an outsider on MN, my kids arent gifted, we aren't rich, dammit we both have the work, full time! we don't live in a castle, shopat waitrose and certainly don't eat this good ham that y'all talk about

Maybe I just go back under my rock?

My job forbids me from condoning drinking whilst pregnant so il breeze over that

I think painting our rock is supposed to be a felicitous attack, but I don't understand the reference so I think we're okay!

And Advocaat (the Aldi's version) in trifle.....try it! X

Oops.

I have some of my feature wallpaper left to cover the paint attack up. ...

Currently, my daughters, aged 3 and 6 are singing ds bedtime songs....they're going with the classics, we've had call me maybe and now were being treated to a round of The HIGHLY appropriate flo rida...low low low low, the most disturbing part is they're dancing like they mean it.

My dd loves Rihanna, I have been treated to a few wtfs on here for that! But she loves her and it's better then another drippy blonde.

My husband let the kids listen to nikki minge over summer...and told them that Part in the middle of star ships says we're having a nervous meltdown. It doesn't.

I don't mind a bit of nicki either, although I wouldn't buy it. 1xtra is the radio station thats on all the time in my house.

I've never seen him move so fast than at his dads birthday party, the girls were singing it in the garden and the part where it says I ain't paying my rent this month, I know that....but _ who you want......

My 4 year old was singing to LMFAO in the car today. I'm sexy and I know it

I find it so funny they're so innocent they don't have a clue.

What have you cheese string guzzling people done? That Farrow & Ball paint is £45 a tin, that would keep you in cheap booze for weeks

[Steals glittery twigs to light wood burner and flounces off via Waitrose]

45 quid a tin??? That should be a crime?? Theres starving kids out there...

That's made me feel a bit ill

Haha convert my 1yo 'wiggle wiggles' to that song

Love it LST

The six year old has somehow learnt the words to 'its tricky' by run dmc.

Lol I think it's brill that they don't know it's wrong, but I know there's people n here that would have kittens if they saw that lol

My favourite posts to lurk on are here ones, there's one currently, where people moan about they're £10,000 a term schools....I just sit there thinking, fuck it love, mines free and I've got very few complaints!

Those are the ones where I feel like I'm watching things in a zoo...

I don't know where I fit in.

Come from an average middle class family, have a degree, eat healthily (vegetarian, so lots of veg), love nice wine, love vintage, eat some organic, cloth or eco nappies for my boy, breastfeed 3 year old, babywear, did blw, think mooncups are great & washable pads too.

On the other hand, had my son at 25, am a single mum on benefits, buy all clothes from charity shops and ebay, shop in Lidl. I am skint.

Think I'm probably just a bit of a hippy.

What is ham? Is it like pastrami?

Convert , my 4 yr old was singing exactly the same, yesterday. My 2 (8 & 4) love LMFAO, as do I.

I give my 11mo petits filous .....stone me dead!!

The weaning boards make me laugh someone must be buying dairylea triangles and frubes but they dont hang around there!!

Omg what's wrong with petit filous??? These people are monsters!!!!

It has sugar in it! My dc had them since they were weaned meh I am not the sugar police. and I actually thought it was good for them

You mean it's not one of their five a day