To announce that it's my birthday and I'm old [sad] - Warning this will be ranty

[MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember]

And I want to moan. I'm sitting here with a shitty cold and feeling distinctly miserable.

ds is watching crappy Derren whatsisname which is boring and dd is asleep.

What happened to my life?

Happy Birthday and goodnight you booze addled old baggage!

Bed is a very long way away.

Happy Birthday Maryz my lovely

I am quite at this thread. In my head you are all 27 and I am the oldest one here by aaages

Icut, feck the false teeth..use a straw!!

Or if else fails, use sterident mixed with gin! That'll soften them up! x

Lord Occam, I'm 45, I left spring chicken ground long, long ago.

Omg sterident and gin

I am 41, in fact, and my teeth are all my own --so far because I am too scared to go to the dentist-- .

But I really did think everyone else was v v spring-like and smooth .

I'm 43 and a half.... do I get a sticker?