To announce that it's my birthday and I'm old [sad] - Warning this will be ranty

[MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember]

And I want to moan. I'm sitting here with a shitty cold and feeling distinctly miserable.

ds is watching crappy Derren whatsisname which is boring and dd is asleep.

What happened to my life?

[Littleblue]

I'm 43 and a half.... do I get a sticker?

[ICutMyFootOnOccamsRazor]

Omg sterident and gin

I am 41, in fact, and my teeth are all my own --so far because I am too scared to go to the dentist-- .

But I really did think everyone else was v v spring-like and smooth .

[SantasStrapOn]

Lord Occam, I'm 45, I left spring chicken ground long, long ago.

[bigheartedwoman]

Icut, feck the false teeth..use a straw!!

Or if else fails, use sterident mixed with gin! That'll soften them up! x

[ICutMyFootOnOccamsRazor]

I am quite at this thread. In my head you are all 27 and I am the oldest one here by aaages

[SantasStrapOn]

Happy Birthday Maryz my lovely

[MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember]

Bed is a very long way away.

[HoneyDragon]

Happy Birthday and goodnight you booze addled old baggage!

[flow4]

'Mature'. Interesting choice of word!

[flow4]

Oh that's good big!
Let me try too...

. i i . i i. i
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||.HAPPY.||
||BirthdaY||
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[MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember]

Thanks all, especially all the mature posters.



laughs at bigheartedwoman

I think I shall now stagger off to bed before dh gets home and realises I'm a tad, erm, under the weather. These nurofen thingies are great .

[bigheartedwoman]

well, i tried to do a birthday cake!

But the sentiment is from the oul heart anyway! And it was Chocolate an all!! xxx

[bigheartedwoman]

-III_I--
-I**I-
--I**I----
-IhappI---
/birthday\

i hope this works xx

[corlan]

Happy Birthday Maryz.

The best is yet to come

[ScooseIsOnTheLoose]

Happy birthday maryz it's mine two weeks tomorrow I will be 31!!

[toriap2]

Happy birthday maryz. Hope your cold gets better soon

[flow4]

Melts, big? Melts?
Are you drinking mulled wine, then?
Hmm.. Mmmmmmmmmmm

Whacha reckon, Maryz: mulled wine and Galaxy?! Since MNHQ haven't bloody provided cake!

[nokidshere]

Happy Birthday &

And you are still not as old as me :)

[oldbootface]

I'm a bit about being 50 next year and having an 8 year old DD. Anyone else feel the same.

[SoleSource]

Happy Birthday


50 is tbe new 35 x

[merlin]

Topped me? Yes because she was jealous of my youthfulness!

[merlin]

And I meant to say Happy Birthday and hope you feel better soon! X

[merlin]

50 is the new 21! I joined the club just last month and today I had a lovely compliment from a researcher who topped me in the supermarket and did a double take when I told her my age- she didn't believe me! And I didn't have a lot of makeup on!

[Yellowtip]

Happy Birthday indeed MaryZ. You've had a lot on your plate. I'm truly in awe.

[WorraLiberty]

Vodka mainly