To announce that it's my birthday and I'm old [sad] - Warning this will be ranty

[MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember]

And I want to moan. I'm sitting here with a shitty cold and feeling distinctly miserable.

ds is watching crappy Derren whatsisname which is boring and dd is asleep.

What happened to my life?

and more

Happy Virgday Maryzed

In fact, I may have to change my name again [ponders]

but may be too tiddly

Oh the bits. I didn't think about the BITS... :(

I suppose if you're going to tolerate bits in your wine, you might as well go the whole hog and tip in the Coco Pops!

Yes happy Virgday

And happy birthday as well

I posted your 50th Birthday card this morning and the Postman said, "Worra, she really only needs one!".....

So here it is

arf at Greeny. I thought you were trying to tell me something (I'm not sure what though)

I shall take that in the spirit in which it was meant Worra. Whatever spirit that was [snurk]

I as a Capricorn and rightly and properly scared of Scorpios. I am a bit scared of DS1 as although he is a Sag, his due date was Scorpio

Vodka mainly

Honestly, see you and flow (sigh)
No class, none!
Flakes are the best bit! you know, where it melts and everythang!!

(shakes head and away for more

Happy Birthday indeed MaryZ. You've had a lot on your plate. I'm truly in awe.

50 is the new 21! I joined the club just last month and today I had a lovely compliment from a researcher who topped me in the supermarket and did a double take when I told her my age- she didn't believe me! And I didn't have a lot of makeup on!

And I meant to say Happy Birthday and hope you feel better soon! X

Topped me? Yes because she was jealous of my youthfulness!

Happy Birthday

50 is tbe new 35 x

I'm a bit about being 50 next year and having an 8 year old DD. Anyone else feel the same.

Happy Birthday &

And you are still not as old as me :)

Melts, big? Melts?
Are you drinking mulled wine, then?
Hmm.. Mmmmmmmmmmm

Whacha reckon, Maryz: mulled wine and Galaxy?! Since MNHQ haven't bloody provided cake!

Happy birthday maryz. Hope your cold gets better soon

Happy birthday maryz it's mine two weeks tomorrow I will be 31!!

Happy Birthday Maryz.

The best is yet to come

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i hope this works xx

well, i tried to do a birthday cake!

But the sentiment is from the oul heart anyway! And it was Chocolate an all!! xxx

Thanks all, especially all the mature posters.

laughs at bigheartedwoman

I think I shall now stagger off to bed before dh gets home and realises I'm a tad, erm, under the weather. These nurofen thingies are great .

Oh that's good big!
Let me try too...

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'Mature'. Interesting choice of word!