To announce that it's my birthday and I'm old [sad] - Warning this will be ranty

[MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember]

And I want to moan. I'm sitting here with a shitty cold and feeling distinctly miserable.

ds is watching crappy Derren whatsisname which is boring and dd is asleep.

What happened to my life?

Here ya go 🎂

Oh Happy Birthday Maryz my love .
I'm way older than you, the 50's are great though.
You can now tut and give catsbums mouth with impunity, especially in supermarkets and all other public places.
Sorry about the cold though, and I hope your dcs were good to you.

not fucking

MNHQ that needs bloody well looking at whilst you sort out

P.S I luff you all x

Happy birthday Maryz and

Thank you all. You are all luvverly people. Even if most of you haven't managed the emoticon yet I'm looking at you bigheartedwoman .

I'm glad to see a couple of even older oldies. I keep talking to people on here and discovering they are 22. Or on the teenager boards and discovering they are about 35 .

Blast it. All those numbers were cake humph

Happy Birthday Maryz, hope you feel better soon!
Have some and

49 in January....oh dear

My family are throwing me a party tomorrow.

I'm not good at parties.

I might have to drink more

Happy birthday! Hope your cold clears up.

cheers!

at all the drunks.

127874 cakes, juule? Yum.

49 is a crap age dementedma. You might as well be 50.

I will wear wellies to the supermarket and poke small children with my stick.

Happy Birthday and hope you have a great party tomorrow. Much older than you, BTW!

Here Maryz,, (chucks a bottle down south) xxx

Rollercoaster has banned me! (again) Cheeky fuckers!

Enjoy Chink chink! xx

Aw cheer up you poor old trout .

Actually what I meant to say was Happy birthday to my dear fellow 1962er . We are now two of the wise old owls of Mumsnet and no mistake.

I am 50 next birthday. I feel your pain.

You must be very old Badger

Only two and a bit years older than you! But some days I feel every day of 86!

Yup, Mintyy, we can gang up on all the newbies, 'cos we is old venerable.

bighearted, how did you manage that? I never got banned from RC despite my best efforts. I didn't think anyone read any of the posts over there.

Happy Christmas to you

Happy Christmas to you

Happy Christmas dear Maryz

Happy Christmas to you

[win]

[win] ??

There's a wine thief about

Fuck off Maryz
Hol on a minute..

Seriously, You are wise and loverly, and when i grow up, i want to be like you xx
Happy Birthday xx

And to think I backed you and your Krew up Worra

I take it all back, you are a bjig bjully.

There, there dear, when you are as old and wise as me you will understand yada yada yada ...

Maryz you're gorgeous and your typing has a lovely Irish lilt! Happy birthday and enjoy the booze