to evict the person in my fanjo <LIGHTHEARTED>

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

This is my first AIBU thread ever so please be nice.

Worra has moved into my fanjo it seems uninvited.

May I evict her or do squatters rights include fanjos too?

This is a lighthearted thread. I do not wish to leave worra homeless.

Anyone offended by this thread may offer their fanjo to home worra

Worra is in your fanjo

If you evict her you have to give notice so she could be there for some time......

Hmm to be honest it depends on if shes keeping said fanjo in a good state i.e keeping the bushes trimmed not littering and allowing all sorts of ruffians to move in.

More concerning however is what the hell happens if you want sex? If I was your DH I'd be afraid of her mutilating it. Maybe sticking to bumsex would be good for a while?

Well she moved in unnoticed. Not sure how long she has been in there.

She stealth rehomed herself in my fanjo.

May I respectfully ask if she is claiming housing benefit,has 10 kids,a goat,some pom bears and is drinking fruit shoots in your fanjo?

I do not currently own a partner so she won't have no surprises enter her home

If you get pregnant, she'd have to come out eventually. Seems a long-winded way to go about it, though.

Look is there any chance you could evict the milkman first?

His milk float is digging into my leg

Or is she letting her dog shit in your fanjo? Are the neighbours complaining because she's using her hedge trimmer at8am on a Sunday morning?

You must have very spacious accommodation to fit a whole worra up there.

I guess if I sneeze I could evict her swiftly.

I have received no rent and there's no legal forms signed. She just sneaked in unannounced. Which I find disrespectful as she could have at least asked or knocked

Charge her rent. You may as well make a few quid while she's there.

Wait until she starts having her food delivered. Waitrose take it right inside the kitchen for you hope your fanjo is stretchy enough.

If you get pregnant, she'd have to come out eventually. Seems a long-winded way to go about it, though.

Well I'm not sodding babysitting that's for sure!

Does it hurt?

Fully furnished?

Are you trying to say Worra's a parasite?

Spray a hose up there, and try to flush her out?

It's nice and warm in here

The next door neighbour's an arsehole though

There's a milkman too?

Bet worra is sub letting! Who do I inform?

I hope there isn't a goat in there too. I think she is been a bit entitled

This is shocking. I don't pay taxes for this!

Id let her stay. she seems pretty harmless if not a touch bleedy today, as long as she promises to keep it tidy and not have any parties.

Won't she need an address for her food delivery?

If you find her car parked across your entrance then Fanny fart her out.