to evict the person in my fanjo <LIGHTHEARTED>

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

This is my first AIBU thread ever so please be nice.

Worra has moved into my fanjo it seems uninvited.

May I evict her or do squatters rights include fanjos too?

This is a lighthearted thread. I do not wish to leave worra homeless.

Anyone offended by this thread may offer their fanjo to home worra

If the OP disappears for a while or her posts begin to make no sense, I think we can make an educated guess at what worra or the goat have found to play with.

Scrap that in laws just text to say coming BACK tomorrow. Can I move in to? I wouldn't bother worra and I could do with a break!!!

My fanjo is not a hotel!

I'm asking for genuine help about squatters and everyone is pissing around and not taking it seriously.

I thought mums net was here for support.

I think you'll find that she has squatters rights!

We're just a bunch of harpies really.

Worra I think we need to sort out a formal contract of terms and conditions of fanjo living.

I do not want you putting any pictures up.

Will nobody think of the plasma TV?

Are you going to sort out the problem with damp?

Have you got food up there?

cooking not at all. She moved in without letting me no. I refuse to accomadate worra til we sort out something legal.

There's the milkman to think of too. worra seems to be sub letting

She will be in the DM (looking forlorn,surrounded by her 10 kids by 14 men ) about her human rights being breached by slum landlords.

Sorry I slipped off to feed the goat and the herd of cows

YY to the formal contract but you'll have to promise to keep the back passage clean

The bin men were complaining about it

Ohh I was all excited that you was upduffed SP

I even found one of those predictor things with what your baby would look like

Very offended Puffin

I wish I hadn't read Uncle Alonzo's Beard the other night. I am spending far too much time thinking about how this would work...

If you kick her out she could always move in with Getorf and Solid as they are setting up a home for unwanted Morris dancers...

( worra if I bring gin,vodka and fags and chocs will you let me in? sp need never know.)

Of course! I'm having a house warming with fireworks and everything

You havent got permission for fireworks!

Excellent will bring sparklers. That'll learn that pesky neighbour of yours!

Perhaps worra will build an extension so she can fit her 50 in flat screen tele.

Where will she plug it in?

I don't think NPower will do a call out to check the meter

shouldn't this be in 'legal'

dame I put it here I was wanted to see ifi was BU evicting worra apparently I am

YABU, but since the new law on squatters, she's got no rights at all

you aren't going to expect the public purse to fund the eviction though, are you?