to evict the person in my fanjo <LIGHTHEARTED>

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

This is my first AIBU thread ever so please be nice.

Worra has moved into my fanjo it seems uninvited.

May I evict her or do squatters rights include fanjos too?

This is a lighthearted thread. I do not wish to leave worra homeless.

Anyone offended by this thread may offer their fanjo to home worra

fairies with worra and the milkman I'm not sure there is room for you.

You won't even notice me! < hides goat and sound system behind back > I thought worra and the milkman were sharing?

I ordered a thin crusty supreme and the guy brought Diana Ross

Yes you got to get the decs up Worra. Make it a nice christmassy vagina.

Will you be having family around over the festive period for mulled wine? I wonder if they will find you using a sat-nav? Or sat-vag?

I suppose Worra is in your fanjo is marginally preferable to cuntworms!

I'm not sure about the fireworks though. Maybe the indoor sort would be safer?

@ sat-vag!

Fairies we can evict the milkman and milk the goat instead.

Yes all my family will be there but I'm not sitting on the little poof this time.

You haven't even asked me if your family are welcome!

I'll be keeping my legs firmly shut. No one will be getting in or out then

Then I'll have to bring out the big guns and send you a photo of This hunky leg spreader

You'll never manage to keep them closed - FACT.

Omg worra I can't believe you went there.

What a hunk

I thought I could feel a draught in here

I'll allow him in just to keep to company.

As long as NO ONE comes near my fanjo, no room at the fricking inn.

Blimey, busy night then Pickled?

Nearly lights out at SpsFanjo. Hope worra has a night light

I can see a light at the end of the tunnel but I refuse to travel towards it without a couple of Canaries and a Cornish Pasty.

I'll stick a sausage roll. It will keep you going to dawn

See I knew you'd look after me!

Please God tell me you're sleeping late in the morning

I can't handle all that 'up with the cock' business...

And the last time I was up at the crack of Dawn, her DH got all arsey with me...

There won't be up with cock business going on. Have no fear.

Just be quiet while you are walking around, I'm a light sleeper.