MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

[Hullygully]

No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

They are bloody annoying, these blue things down the side.

"Rhubard you misunderstand me. I would take great joy in tearing a new arse-hole out of someone who I thought was being genuinely racist.

I also take great joy is arsing around on a thread, when I detect (what to me) is very obvious sarcasm and irony.

Fortunately, the vast majority of people on MN are like me, and appear perfectly capable of being able to tell the difference.

Plus, it's also perfectly possible to wade in in a manner that isn't dullardly wholesome. Thousands of of MNetters manage to it, daily."

I agree with this.

"
Personally, if everyone would just fuck off out of England, then we Irish could take over. We need a bit of fresh land, and you owe us, ffs [hopeful]"

Thems fightin' words

Posie, I'm quite interested in how you've manifested yourself as a PO, after the things you wrote on the pork/muslim thread that got pulled...

I have no P&O ads.

I have no ads.

Am I special?

Well I have nothing at all. Just...normality.
Or what passes for normality here.

But I'm using my phone so that may be why!

YABNU.

I haven't Bups.

I didn't even see the thread to be PO about!!! I have also said on this thread that I can (to some) be pretty offensive, although I like to think I criticise the religion and not hate the follower.

And I don't think I could ever be accused of being PO!!! I think people have the right to be offended as much as peoiple have the right to offend, within reason.

Is there someone else with a very similar posting name to you, Posie? I apologise if I am wrong. I could have sworn that it was you on that thread yesterday.

I am obviously going slightly batty.

It was definitely me.

You are not wrong.

Nice? Nice?!? Who's accusing me of being nice? Fuckers!

I'm now wondering what you thought I posted!!! I did post on the pork thread.

No one thinks you're nice daddyman

Don't worry

Phew! I'll go back to my crypt now...

Did you post about headscarves?

I LIKE Daddyman. So there. Especially on my broken bumhole thread where he gave me some sage advice.

I like everyone.

I don't thing I'd ever advise sage for a broken bumhole...

Now, you don't like everyone Stratters and I've got that PM to prove it.

Is this a thread complaining about complainers?

Hmm.

I did wonder what happened to the pork/Muslim thread. I posted a brilliant song on it and everything.

Anyone care to PM me what happened, although I suspect there'll be no new names going on my "Islamophobic Arsewit" spreadsheet.

Every time I hear the word pork I imagine it being roared by Brian blessed. Don't ask why, I'm not sure...

POOORRRKKK!!!

GORDON'S ALIVE!!!

i am going to shamelessly admit i can not be arsed to read 21 pages (my eyes are tired....)

will someone tell me whats gone on? or shall i remain in the dark forever more - its all gone a bit bonkers on active convos tonight what with people living in fanjos and MN being declared a Humour Free Zone (official)

anyone want to fill me in?
(so to speak )

Right

I have read through the thread and I have come to conclude as thus.

If you write a post on Mumsnet you are a cunt.
If you read a post on Mumsnet you are a cunt.
If you think about Mumsnet you are a cunt.
I think that covers everyone.