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to be annoyed that it's easier for fat women than for short women to buy clothes.

220 replies

moxiemonster · 01/11/2012 15:29

A new Simply Be has opened here. We now have that and Evans. I should imagine the moderately stout can get into clothes in most shops. If you're short, there are rarely dedicated shops and the choice is limited and twee.
Obviously there is money to be made in the plus size market. It's just one of life's unfairnesses that the cake munchers are rewarded for their lack of self control with clothes to fit them.

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GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt · 01/11/2012 17:51

Lol at you all, apart from the lone dumbass who said YANBU

Tall is a bloody nightmare, Long Tall Sally are revolting and expensive, and I can never ever get sleeves long enoguh for my orangutan arms. Plus size 9 shoes if I wear ballet shoes I look like a golf club.

MummyPigsFatTummy · 01/11/2012 17:53

My best look EVER was short, fat, pregnant with huge norks dressed head to toe in waterproofs (during an outdoor gig). I was a joy to look at.

SecretCermonials · 01/11/2012 17:53

Fair enough.. I find it irksome in these cases where people simply blame food... You are fat ergo you eat too much. It isnt that simple... Some people have glandular or hormonal issues which cause them to carry more weight... Yet all fat people are (seemingly) condemned (by some) as greedy or lacking in will power etc.

As long as you can look yourself in the mirror do your signature pouty ready for close up face smile and walk out your door, I figure you're ok. Its about your feeling maaan right on

RobinSparkles · 01/11/2012 17:53

MrsDevere, Shock you're lying! No man can ever possibly be as handsome as Mr. Brick.

B1ueberryP1e · 01/11/2012 17:55

my old flatmate (5'11 1/2) made me go with her to long tall sally. i was so embarrassed standing around waiting for her in LTS (at 5'2") While she was trying stuff on I ha to stand outside waiting for her. I said, get me a box to stand on will ya? we got a fit of the giggles. we were like tally and smally giggling our way empty handed out of the shop.

MadeInChinaBaby · 01/11/2012 17:57

OP, try being tall in China. It's not just the clothes shopping either. Everything's just that little bit too low down -sinks, door handles, biscuits - and as the weeks and months creep by, you bugger up your back for life.

goinnowhere · 01/11/2012 17:58

People have gone serious. Stop it! This was a funny thread.

Am also having visions of all us over size 10's having to wander the streets naked until we bother to shape up. Imagine the effrontery of wishing to be clothed. Mind you, we'd have to run to keep warm, so, enforced exercise!

SecretCermonials · 01/11/2012 18:01

Apols.. Now where the sweet baby jesus would I find a "long tall sallys"? I am indeed tall.. I am not sally though

EndoplasmicReticulum · 01/11/2012 18:01

I'm tall. Clothes don't fit me. If another person says "why don't you try Long Tall Sally" I'll sit on them. I can't afford it.

By the OP's reasoning I should not have eaten so much growing up, maybe?

EndoplasmicReticulum · 01/11/2012 18:02

X-post with Secret - I have no idea. I also have orang-utan arms, and boat feet.

AmIthatScary · 01/11/2012 18:02

Inspired by a previous poster, I have been rummaging around in my bra to see if I can find any biscuits Grin

TheDeathAndGlories · 01/11/2012 18:05

I always dream of winning the lottery and getting someone to make all my clothes

MrsDeVere · 01/11/2012 18:05

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Oblomov · 01/11/2012 18:13

Great thread. Am short and fat myself. Let me know if you find any shops OP !!

DolomitesDonkey · 01/11/2012 18:13

Fuck the potato sacks - I'm going buck nekkid. I do not deserve clothes - and as for you fat haterz, wait until we rise up NAKED!

Be careful what you wish for my sensitive little friends!

rogersmellyonthetelly · 01/11/2012 18:16

You think yourself lucky if you are short! Try being bloody tall! Lts is about your lot, except for next whose tall range is limited and more than slightly odd size wise! Imagine my excitement when I saw that they had pjs in for tall women! For the first time in my life I would be able to wear pjs that were longer than mid calf! When they came the bottoms trail on the floor by 2 inches, the waistband reached my boobs but the top barely grazed my navel. And I'm not dumpy legged, I'm actually slightly on the long legged/short bodied side.

moxiemonster · 01/11/2012 18:42

The nhs is groaning under the strain of the obesity epidemic whilst Gok and co are celebrating real women.

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waltermittymissus · 01/11/2012 18:43

whilst Gok and co are celebrating real women.

You are really trying aren't you? :)

IneedAgoldenNickname · 01/11/2012 18:44

When I was a child my dream was to shop in long tall sally! Now at 28 years of age Ihave given up on that dream, as I am only 5 ft 1.

I buy short jeans from very, Evans and the like. When I was thinner I shopped from petite ranges in high street shops. Not sure why everyone is saying the petite stuff is all twee though, last time I looked it was the same as everything else in store, just smaller!

Interestingly, when I was a size 10/12, my 4 ft 11 size 20 aunt told me I couldn't possibly shop from petite ranges as petite means small and thin (wonder why I thought I was fat) and even showing her the labels didn't make her believe me!

rogersmellyonthetelly · 01/11/2012 18:46

Um, there are lots of fat men out there too? And I think celebrating women who are a normal healthy weight rather than looking like a heroin addict is a good thing.
Oh, and just for the record, a 5ft10 woman who is a size 16 isn't the same as a 5ft2 woman who is a size 16. When you are tall you are generally built on a bigger scale altogether, not just stretched out a bit.

ScabbyColdCrustyCatPuss · 01/11/2012 18:52

Im a short fat woman. Ive given up buying clothes! Sad

nameuschangeus · 01/11/2012 18:56

As a fatty I find the best way to choose my clothes in the morning is to merely climb inside my duvet cover and go out and about wearing that. May I suggest you do the same with a sock OP?

RyleDup · 01/11/2012 19:02

Thats a good idea nameuschange. Did you cut a hole in the duvet for your head, or do you prefer to cover that up too?

imtheonlyone · 01/11/2012 19:09

My god OP, you appear to be incredibly shallow - I'm bloody glad you're boyfriend of mine!!!
Finding clothes that fit nicely can be difficult for any size or shape. Judging people for their size/height/weight or whatever is just fucking rude!
That said, some of the responses have properly made me chuckle!
OP really you should keep your small minded opinions to yourself!!!!

imtheonlyone · 01/11/2012 19:09

You're no friend of mine .....!!!!